On Sunday afternoon the Indiana Hoosiers got ran out of their own gym by the Michigan Wolverines 75-63. It seemed like everybody and their baby’s momma figured as much because the joint was half empty when they tipped off. Well…I’m slightly exageratin’ but the balcony was freakin’ empty. So at a so-called basketball school when the balcony is deserted playboy, that’s called half empty bruh.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Why are all of these fake media-types continuin’ to hold on to the lie that the Hoosiers chances of makin’ the NCAA tournament are slim. THERE ARE NO CHANCES BRUH!! Indiana doesn’t have a black man’s shot at drivin’ through Martinsville in a Rolls Royce on a Sunday afternoon without gettin’ pulled over of makin’ the tournament!! Stop lyin’ to these boyz!!! They haven’t had a shot at makin’ the tournament since they ran up to Fort Wayne and got beat back in November! Stop it!!
Sure, they could have bounced back and made a legitimate run at makin’ the tournament but Tom Crean was the freakin’ coach!!! Stop it!! The Hoosiers are 15-11 and 5-8 in the Big Ten!! They’ve got no shot at makin’ the tournament. Stop tellin’ people that they still have a slight chance if they do this or that. NO they don’t!!!
Duns keep talkin’ about them bein’ on the bubble. What bubble? Snot bubbles? They’re 5-8 in league play!!! Stop it!!! They’ve lost five out of their last six games and they’re three games under .500. They’re terrible and would be lucky to even get an invite to the darn NIT. Stop it!! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk!