The Jay Graves Report

Why these fake media-types are hypocrites when it comes to Paul George bruh! “Slow Jam”

Mandatory Credit: Steve Mitchell-USA TODAY Sports

Frederick Willian Robertson once said, “There are three things in the world that deserve no mercy, hypocrisy, fraud, and tyranny.” Jose Marti broke it down like this, “Liberty is the right of every man to be honest, to think and to speak without hypocrisy.” Then Dennis Rodman pushed all of the dominoes off of the table on a boy when he spit, “There is so much hypocrisy in sports.”

Well playas…what he should have said was, there is so much hypocrisy in sports journalism!!! Everybody and their baby’s momma in the media is upset with Paul George for bein’ straight up with them in Indy about not stayin’ past the 2018 season. Since February when the dun refused to sign an extension anybody with half of a brain could read the writin’ on the freakin’ wall that ole boy was makin’ plans to dip.

It was even leaked that he was interested in goin’ back to the crib to play for the Lakers!! Everybody knew that but boyz kept jammed him up about whether he was goin’ to stay or not?

So he told these cats what he was goin’ to do up front and they’re killin’ ’em for tellin’ them what they wanted to know.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st. He was damned if he did and he was damned if he didn’t. Whatever Paul George would have told these hypocrites they would have blasted him for it.

He finally told a boy that he wasn’t interested and didn’t want to dance as soon as they stepped to him. However, when he was straight up with them they called him all types of names and assassinated his character for bein’ honest.

Would you rather the dun slow danced with you all night, rubbed on your back, nibbled on your ear, took you to the crib and put on some Luther Vandross, turned the lights down low and got you, in my Bernie Mac voice, bucket naked  and then told you that he wasn’t interested? He couldn’t win for losin’ up in this piece bruh.

What kills me about these fake media-types is that they say that they want players to be honest with them but then when they’re actually honest they tell boyz that he should have lied to them.

If he’d lied to them all year they would have said that he was full of crap for leadin’ the organization and the fans along and that he should have given them ample warnin’ before just takin’ off.

These cats blow my mind sayin’ one thing and doin’ another. If you didn’t want the truth don’t ask a boy what he’s goin’ to do. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Dip: verb – to leave


The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!