The Jay Graves Report

Why these fake media-types are actin’ like the Big Ten isn’t rollin’ this bowl season! “Dry Hatin'”

Ohio State beats the brakes off of USC to make a huge statement for the Big Ten. Photo: LM Otero

Since none of these fake media-types will bring it up, I will. Every year duns will be quick to say how bad the Big Ten’s gotten and that they don’t play any football in the midwest. Well playas…because boyz want to look the other way right now let me bring it to your attention. The Big Ten is undefeated so far this bowl season at 5-0.

Northwestern beat Kentucky, Ohio State beat the brakes off of USC, Michigan States blasts Washington State, Purdue beat Mizzou and Iowa ran through Boston College.

There are still three teams that have yet to play. Wisconsin takes on Miami in the Orange Bowl and Penn State plays Washington in the Fiesta Bowl today. Then on Monday Michigan plays South South Carolina in the Outback Bowl.

They could literally go 7-1 this bowl season bruh. The only game I know they’ll lose is the Orange Bowl with Wisconsin playin’ Miami on their freakin’ home field. It’s darn near impossible to win a bowl game playin’ a dun at home.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! That’s why I always look sideways at cats hollerin’ that “U” foolishness because in three of the five national championships they played on their home field. You’re supposed to win a national championship game at home. So Wisconsin’s got no shot of winnin’ that game on Monday. Can you imagine Ohio State or Michigan playin’ for a national title or a huge bowl game on their home field? Get out of here and that’s the edited version.

However, if the Big Ten goes 7-1 durin’ this bowl season none of these fake media-types will bring it up or make a big deal about it especially the duns at ESPN. Why? Because they aren’t in bed with them. If it were the SEC sittin’ at 5-0 we’d hear about it every time we turned the television on. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!


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