The Jay Graves Report

Why these cats at the NFL Network were runnin’ around like a pack of wild animals! “Who does that?”

These duns right here bruh!!! Straight foolishness! Photo: TMZ

The most powerful men seem to want to act like dogs and sleep with everything movin’ around them. They tend to use their power and authority to take advantage of women at the work place and now we’re startin’ to see these fools go down like bowlin’ pens. While they were playin’ Atomic Dog on the drive to work they failed to learn from actual dogs the most important lesson in life. Never deficate where you sleep.

When I started my career in Corporate America one of my first managers gave me the most important advice of my career. He said to “Never dip your pen in the company ink. As a matter of fact, don’t even touch the pens at work. Always have your own pen and it keep it separate from work.” It made all of the sense in the world to me bruh.

So if that made sense to a young 23 or 24 year old why doesn’t it make sense to fully grown men that could potentially date any groupie walkin’ past them. We’re seein’ duns lose their jobs left and right because they don’t know how to act at work because they’re sexually harassin’ women like a bunch of wild dogs in heat.

On Tuesday the NFL Network suspended Marshall Faulk, Ike Taylor and Heath Evans. ESPN suspended Donavon McNabb and Eric Davis just as former executive producer at the NFL Network, Eric Weinberger, was suspended from Bill Simmons Media for sexually harassin’ a former employee of the NFL Network, Jami Canter. You already know that ole buck wild Warren Sapp’s name fell off in there but who’s surprised because he doesn’t know how to act anyway. Remember that dun got fired from NFL Network a few years ago for wrestlin’ with some prostitutes over the price of services rendered while he was workin’ at the darn Super Bowl.

Canter sued the network and gave a detailed description of this foolishness in the law suit. Readin’ this ignorance was ridiculous!!! Wild animals bruh!! Do your hear me? Wild freakin’ animals!!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If this information is true these duns were actin’ like a pack of wild hyenas. Who does that? I can’t even say it in my ghetto vernacular “Wheredeydodatat?” because the foolishness these cats were doin’ and sayin’ to this woman is beyond real.

What blew my mind were the amount of cats that I talked to yesterday sayin’ “Man at some point boyz aren’t goin’ to be able to say anything to these women at work.” What!!? You’re not supposed to be sayin’ anything to these women at work bruh. Like my boy C-Money always says, “It’s not called fun you idiot. It’s called work!”

While you’re at work you’re not supposed to be hollerin’ at women. You’re supposed to be workin’. And even if you’re not at work what kind of man walks up to a woman and gropes her or pulls out his genitals? Who does that?

These cats should be put under the jail for that type of foolishness. Really bruh? And anybody that thinks that it makes sense to operate like that should be kicked in the butt and thrown in jail with them too. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!