The Jay Graves Report

Why there’s NEVER been parity in the NBA! So ALWAYS take the bread 1st! “NEVER”

"They're still lyin' to these boyz out huh? Yep!!!"

For the past week or so boyz have been talkin’ heavy about the trade deadline approachin’ on Thursday.  Most of these duns keep talkin’ about cats makin’ moves to try to win a championship. Well playboy…if we aren’t talkin’ about Golden State, San Antonio and Cleveland then it’s a waste of time to keep talkin’.

What some of these fake media-types and fans need to quickly understand is that there are only so many teams that even have a shot at winnin’ a championship and everybody else is just goin’ to work. The ONLY reason that I even mentioned San Antonio was because they’ve got Pop drivin’ the hooptie but the chance of them beatin’ Golden State is darn near impossible. Why? Because in the NBA the best TEAM always wins a 7 game series and right now Golden State is just better than everybody else.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The only reason duns like New Orleans and Minnesota swapped boyz out on Sunday was to try to win more games to sell more tickets. And on some real talk, Sacramento was tired of foolin’ with Boogie and his antics. Both teams know that they aren’t ever goin’ to win a championship and the duns playin’ for them know it too. So it’s about gettin’ money and goin’ home at night. Now once Anthony Davis plays out this current contract that lasts through the 2020-21 season then he’ll be lookin’ to dip to play for a team that can win a title because he’s already gotten his bread.

Unless you’re playin’ for a contender you’re literally goin’ to work everyday and tryin’ to make as much money as you can. Do you really think that everybody playin’ in the NBA is goin’ to work with a championship on their minds? C’mon bruh! The dun in Charlotte, Atlanta, Utah, Chicago, Denver, etc. aren’t goin’ to work talkin’ about winnin’ a championship! Why? Because they know that they aren’t good enough to win a championship. But it’s ALWAYS been that way pimpin’!

Durin’ what boyz always call the golden area of the NBA in the ’80’s and ’90’s there weren’t but 2 or 3 teams total in the ENTIRE NBA that went to work thinkin’ about winnin’ a title. In the early ’80’s it was LA and Boston then it was LA and Detroit. Then once Magic and Bird retired it was Jordan’s turn. Stop with the lie that Jordan finally got over hump. Those other cats got old and Magic got sick. Stop it! They were bustin’ Mike’s butt! And that’s the edited version.

By the time the Bulls took over in the ’90’s they were literally the only team in the East. Stop it. Boston was old and Detroit started to dismantle. Again, my point here is, there has always been only 2 or 3 teams competin’ for championships at any givin’ time. There is no such thing as parity in the NBA like boyz want you to believe. There is a reason why more than 50 percent of all NBA titles have been won by two teams; Boston and LA.

So stop always lookin’ at cats sideways when they sign ridiculous deals to play for teams that won’t win championships like Carmelo did in New York. It made all of the sense in the world to me because he was able to sign for $125 million guaranteed. There is NEVER a guarantee that you’ll win a title even if you go to a contender. I’m sorry playboy, I’ll take the money at all times because there’s a cap on how long your talent will be able to feed you. If there’s an opportunity to play in the right situation after you’ve signed the monster deal. Then I’m all for it but the bread always comes first. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Hooptie: noun – ole raggedy car

3) Bread: noun – money

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!