The Jay Graves Report

Why the USA hoopers are SUPPOSED to be on a cruise ship in Rio! “NORMAL”

Potter Stewart, the former Supreme Court Justice, once said, “The 4th Amendment and the personal rights it secures have a long history. At the very core stands the right of a man to retreat into his own home and there be free from unreasonable governmental intrusion.” Henri Bergson, the French philosopher, gave it to us like this, “Homo sapiens, the only creature endowed with reason, is also the only creature to pin its existence on things unreasonable.” Then Edwin Louis Cole, the founder of the Christian Men’s Network, broke it down like a playa at a pimp convention when he spit, “Reasonable men adapt to the world around them; unreasonable men make the world adapt to them.”

 Well playas…sometimes these fake media-types are so unreasonable that they just end up soundin’ like complete fools. I was listenin’ to the Dan Le Batard Show on ESPN Radio on Tuesday and this dun named Dan Cody was a guest on his show. Ole boy had the nerve to be upset with the members of the USA Basketball team for stayin’ on board a cruise ship instead of bein’ posted up at the Olympic Village.
This cat actually said out of his OWN mouth usin’ his OWN brain that they should have humbled themselves and stayed at the Olympic Village with the rest of the athletes for two weeks. What!!? Then Le Batard’s side kick, Stugotz, opened his mouth and sounded even crazier. He said that they should have invited the entire USA Olympic team, as in ALL Sports, to join them on the boat.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! To even make those statements tells me that these cats know nothin’ about sports, the environment or the players that play these games. Let me put it where the goats can get bruh. If you don’t understand the mentality of the athlete then you don’t understand the sport.

The duns on the US Olympic basketball team are multi-millionaires and many of them are worth in upwards of $100 million. You’ve gotta be out of your freakin’ mind if you think that they are goin’ to show up in Rio for “free” and lay down in a dormitory with terrible plumbing, bad water and toilets that don’t half flush. I wouldn’t stay at the Olympic Village as a freakin’ journalist bruh and I’m a regular cat.  

 Don’t think for one minute that Serena Williams is posted up at the Olympic Village. She’s probably held up in a nice villa somewhere eatin’, sleepin’ and loungin’ like a queen. Do u think Usain Bolt is sleepin’ in a dorm room with bad plumbing right now bruh? Really? He makes $300K just for showin’ up to an event. Do you think he’s layin’ up on a twin sized bed waitin’ for the toilet to flush?

If a boy is stayin’ with the rest of the athletes they would have to eat in a freakin’ cafeteria. NBA players haven’t stood in a cafeteria line since high school bruh. Don’t you realize that if they were in the village with the rest of the Olympians they would have to eat in a cafeteria? How much sense does that make? Duns like KD and Melo standin’ in line with some cat that plays ping pong gettin’ harrassed for an autograph or a selfie everyday. You sound crazy!!

 Then ole boy, Dan Cody,  tried to say that they should bring themselves down and try to be normal for two weeks. THEY’RE NOT NORMAL BRUH! That’s why they play in the NBA and make millions of dollars. THEY’RE NOT NORMAL! That’s why people follow them around askin’ for autographs and pictures. THEY’RE NOT NORMAL!! That’s why millions of people follow them on social media! THEY’RE NOT NORMAL! That’s why they’re stayin’ on a cruise ship so that they can have some sense privacy when they come in from competing!
You want the NBA players to be normal like 95% of the Olympic athletes but they aren’t! The dun that plays beach volleyball is normal! The cat that’s out there playin’ with a freakin’ bow and arrow is normal! The clown that showed up talkin’ about he can shoot a freakin’ pistol is normal! The darn handball player had to call in sick from work for two weeks just to go to Rio. That dun had to fill out some FMLA paperwork before he left. The cat that’s a freakin’ weightlifter had to lie to his own wife to come to Rio because he ain’t makin’ a freakin’ dime missin’ work at the steel mill for the next two weeks.

So again, you want Melo, Draymond, KD, Klay Thompson and Co. to live like the rest of these duns for two weeks just because they all have on USA Olympic uniforms. Is that what you’re tellin’ me bruh? The dun that’s over there fencing is on the same level as Melo? Do you want me to believe that the cats on the rowing team should have the same accommodations as Coach K and his staff? If so, you’re need to admit yourself to rehab ASAP and stop wastin’ boy’z time.  Stop me when I start lyin’! 

 Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say 

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.