George Eliot, the English novelist and poet, once said, “Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.” Jerry Seinfeld gave it to us like this, “A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.” Then Richard Dawkins, the English ethologist and biologist, put it where the goats can get it when he spit, “A delusion is something that people believe in despite a total lack of evidence.”
Well playas…back in August everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma, Ms. Jackson, was up in arms about the NFL suspendin’ New York Giants kicker, Josh Brown, for ONLY one game for his role in a domestic violence situation. The NFL had been tryin’ to investigate this foolishness for the past year with no avail. However, on Wednesday the Kings County (Washington) Sheriff’s office released ole boy’z case file stemmin’ from the May, 2015 incident. Accordin’ to the documents Brown admitted to domestic violence in letters, emails and in a journal. So on Friday the NFL added that dun to the Commissioner’s Exempt List and accordin’ to my man’s and nem he’s probably done the Giants.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Boyz have been hittin’ me up hollerin’ that the white boy got away with privilege and on the surface it looked that way. However, what you cats failed to realize is that both his ex-wife and the police wouldn’t cooperate with the NFL durin’ the initial investigation. She wouldn’t talk and the Kings County Sheriff’s office wouldn’t tell a boy anything. So the league couldn’t suspend a boy on what they thought happened because no charges had even been filed.
Now the foolishness in question took place in May of 2015. Ole boy was accused by his ex-wife of pushin’ her into a mirror in their bedroom, throwin’ her on the floor, jumpin’ on top of her and jammin’ her face into the carpet with his forearm on the back on her neck. Now accordin’ to Brown he told the Giants about the incident. So boyz are hollerin’, “The Giants knew about it so they should have suspended him from the jump Jay!!” Hold on a second playboy! What did they know?
I heard Stephen A. Smith goin’ off about the white boy gettin’ off but cats like Ray Rice, Greg Hardy and Adrian Peterson were jammed up with the quickness. Now on the surface that all sounds good bruh but slow your roll. Nobody tripped on Ray Rice until he got caught jawin’ his wife on VIDEO! Greg Hardy was actually convicted of a crime with police photos of his girl all bruised up. Adrian Peterson’s kid was bleedin’ and bruised up from an ignorant country butt whippin’! And that’s the edited version.
All the league initially had on Brown was hearsay because the both the ex-wife and the police were dull on cooperatin’. So if you’re goin’ to be upset with anybody bruh it should be the dull King’s County Sheriff’s Department for not prosecutin’ this fool in the first place. They were the one’s that let him off of the hook not the NFL.
Keep in mind that Greg Hardy ended up gettin’ out of his foolishness because ole girl decided not to testify in the second trial because he alledgedly paid her off. Remember, the first conviction was thrown out in Carolina. That’s how the Cowboys were able to pick him up, No charges, no suspension bruh.
As much as I wanted holler foul balls and white privilege towards the league I couldn’t. The NFL had to go by what they had in front of them and that was essentially nothin’! So the fact that they were able to get the one game suspension to ride in the first place was a miracle. Now that they’ve got evidence that he’s a piece of crap they can black ball him too. Now I would start hollerin’ and screamin’ if another team picks this dun up and he gets another shot to play and duns like Ray Rice is wanderin’ around in the desert like the Children of Israel.
I don’t know where you cats are from thinkin’ the NFL was gonna suspend that dun without some real evidence. Our problem goes back to same ole source of confusion in America bruh! The POLICE treatin’ white folks differently than they do black folks. Because everybody and their Uncle Leroy knows that if Josh Brown were black he would have been arrested, charged and convicted of domestic violence, domestic terrorism, resistin’ arrest, battery on a police officer, disturbin’ the piece, maintainin’ poor air quality in the state of Washington and whatever else they could have found.
And boyz wanna act like Colin Kaepernick’s protest is wrong! Give me a break! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
4) My man’s and nem: noun – unnamed sources. The fake media-types call it sources. So I figure if we’re not usin’ their real names I’ll call them what we call them in the streets.
5) Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m passionately tryin’ to make my point to.