The Jay Graves Report

Why the IU basketball program is a COMPLETE train wreck! “Nothin’ to Offer”

What do you want me to say bruh? Photo: Inside the Hall

I wonder what the obnoxious IU fans have to say this mornin’ after their beloved Hoosiers took it in the face on Monday night. They didn’t get blasted by some blue blood of college basketball like Duke or Kansas. They got the doors, transmission, windows, seats and all four tires blown off of them by some duns that call themselves the Mastodons of Fort Wayne!!! It would sound better if they had been beaten by the Charlie Horses of Dubuque, Iowa or somethin’ bruh. The Mastodons?

When the smoke cleared at Assembly Hall in Bloomington on Monday night they needed dental records to identify the Indiana Hoosiers after gettin’ dog walked 92-72. They gave up 17 three pointers from some duns that shouldn’t even have been in the buildin’ with them. It’s Fort Wayne!!! They’re the same duns that are tryin’ not to identify with bein’ Indiana Purdue Fort Wayne. They’re callin’ themselves Fort Wayne just to make it look like it’s somethin’ else.

So they shed the IU system’s name and beat the Hoosiers two years in a row. And where are all of the Archie Miller fans this mornin’. Here’s the crazy thing about this foolishness, it’ll never be Archie Miller’s fault that he can’t turn the program around. It’s always goin’ to be the old farts that actually run IU’s basketball program. It’s the boosters, the trustees and the culture that they don’t want to give up.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! You’ve got the best players in the state continuin’ to run in the opposite direction of Bloomington and the Hoosiers continue to embarrass themselves by gettin’ blasted by teams that shouldn’t be on the floor with them. Don’t forget that they got the brakes beaten off of them to start the season by ole dull Indiana State.

However, these delusional fans think that they’re goin’ to sign Romeo Langford when they couldn’t sign any of the other top players in the state. I told you boyz last week with the crazy Hot Joint entitled “Avoidin’ the Foolishness” that Romeo was probably not goin’ to IU because if he were he would have announced it already.

The diehard Hoosier faithful are so obnoxious that if he decides to go anywhere other than Bloomington they’ll be callin’ him every name but a child of God, harrassin’ him on social media and booin’ the kid in every gym that he plays in because they’re team sucks and can’t land the big fish.

After seein’ Indiana get turned upside down at home against some duns that drove their own cars to Bloomington with their uniforms underneath their street clothes. Why would any big time recruit in his right mind pick IU to play basketball? I’m listenin’!!!

What we keep seein’ down there is a shame and an embarrassment. IU has lost to Indiana State and Fort Wayne in this season alone and can’t hold a stick to Notre Dame, Butler or Purdue. It’s literally the worse program in the freakin’ state and Hoosier fans have the nerve to talk crazy to kids for not choosin’ to play in Bloomington.

It has absolutely nothin’ to offer big time recruits. Why would anybody in their right mind choose to play there when they’ve got no shot of even makin’ the NCAA Tournament and losin’ to duns that shouldn’t even be on the floor with them. They’d be forced to wear some outdated candy stripe pants, no names on the backs of their jerseys and play in a culture that’s behind the times. Shakin’ my darn head and that’s the edited version and did I mention that I’m an IU grad. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Dull: adjective – to describe something as bein’ terrible, something that makes you sick with disgust because it’s so stupid to even think of.

4) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!

 

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