The Jay Graves Report

Why the duns Lonzo Ball’s brother was playin’ should be banned! “Penny Loafers”

Just in case you’ve been under the rock this mornin’ and didn’t see where UCLA’s Lonzo Ball’s younger brother, Lamelo,  went nuts on a boy and scored 92 points in a high school game on Tuesday night, I’m tellin’ you now! First of all who were they playin’ and in my G.I. vernacular, “Wheredeydodatat?”

How do you let a boy score 92 points in a game that only lasts 32 minutes? The dun had 29 points at the end of the first half then he went NUTS!! He finished the night shootin’ 37 for 61 from the floor but he only made 7 three pointers! Bruh…he was 30 for 39 from two-point range!! I don’t care how good the cat is you can’t let him destroy you like that?

C’mon bruh!!! The dun scored 41 points in the fourth quarter alone!! The darn quarter isn’t but 8 minutes long!!!! Stop it!! I’m not takin’ anything away from Lamelo but whoever they were playin’, Los Osos, should be ashamed of themselves. They gave up 41 points to a boy in one quarter!!!?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Bill Russell couldn’t have scored 41 points in a quarter where I grew up!! Somebody would have hit that dun in the throat before they would have given up that type of foolishness. No way!!

I know the kid is good but I’ve seen a lot of great players in high school and they weren’t puttin’ up 92 points on a boy. So you’ve gotta check the cats he was playin’ against. They shouldn’t EVER be allowed back in a gym in life! 41 points in one quarter? You can’t even put sneakers on again. They should be forced to wear some old school penny loafers and hip huggers for that foolishness! They should be banned from every gym in America. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

 The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk!