The Jay Graves Report

Why the dull committee is lookin’ for ANY excuse to let undeservin’ Alabama into the Playoff! “Wins and Losses”

"Let's see what ch'all gone do bruh!" Photo: Jon SooHoo/UPI

It’s championship Saturday in College Football so let the foolishness begin!! We all know that the dull playoff committee is tryin’ it’s best to pair the most lucrative teams in the playoff instead of the most deservin’ teams. We’ve seen this foolishness datin’ back to last year’s omission of Penn State in the playoff, and admission of dull Ohio State even after not winnin’ it’s freakin’ division in the Big Ten let alone not even playin’ in the Big Ten Championship Game, and losin’ head to head to eventual conference champ Penn State.

So you already know that foolishness awaits on Sunday. Boyz have been tryin’ their best to exclude Wisconsin all season long even though they’re the only team in the Power 5 Conferences left standin’ that are undefeated. They should be ranked No.1 but they’re barely No.4 right now bruh.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Boyz and girlz on that dull committee aren’t lookin’ for the teams that deserve to play for the title. They’re lookin’ for duns that will be more appealin’ to a television audience. That’s why they’ve got Alabama sittin’ at No.5 even though their schedule was trash and they’ve got one loss. If that would have been Wisconsin losin’ once like the Crimson Tide with that dull schedule they would be ranked No.10 somewhere with no shot of gettin’ in.

Bama’s schedule was a complete dumpster fire and everybody knows it but won’t say a word. They played dull Florida State, Colorado State, Tennessee, Arkansas, Ole Miss, almost loss to dull Miss State, Vanderbilt, a mid-major basketball school in Week 12 Mercer, a decent LSU team and loss to Auburn, the only real game they played all season. However, they’ve got a shot at gettin’ in despite not even playin’ in the SEC title game.

If Ohio State beats Wisconsin then all hell brakes loose because duns are even talkin’ about Ohio State gettin’ in with the two butt naked draggings they took this season from Oklahoma and dull Iowa.

Don’t let No.11 TCU upset No.3 Oklahoma because they’ll find a way to put Bama in as well. The winner of the ACC and SEC are pretty much shoe ins because they can’t argue with who’s playin’ in those games but the Big 12 and Big 10 outcomes with allow the dull committee to push Alabama in even when they shouldn’t be in the conversation just like Ohio State did last year.

On some real talk, if you didn’t at least win your conference you shouldn’t even be in the discussion and if you didn’t even play in the conference championship game why is your name even bein’ brought up? If the wins and the losses don’t count then why are we even playin’ the darn games? Let’s just pick the four team playoff after spring ball is over and play the championship then.

It should be interestin’ to see because money trumps everything, most importantly, in college football. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Dull: adjective – to describe something as bein’ terrible, something that makes you sick with disgust because it’s so stupid to even think of.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!