Albert Einstein once said, “We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.” With that said, why are the Indianapolis Colts still thinkin’ with the same mind that they thought with when they had Ryan Grigson now that they have a brand new GM. Chris Ballard has the mindset of acquirin’ younger players and signin’ them to shorter deals to lower the risk of gettin’ stuck with duds! Makes sense to me bruh.
However, when a dun like Richard Sherman is on the tradin’ block and the Colts have about $30.7 million in salary cap space remainin’ and they’re actin’ brand new it’s a problem. Sherman is due to make $11.4 million next season and $11 million in 2018. They’ve got the bread to pay him but don’t want to because he’s, in their opinion, too old. The dun is only 29!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! They had one of the worse defenses in the freakin’ league last year and they’re lookin’ around for young cats comin’ up in the draft? They were ranked 30th in the league on defense!!! I get tryin’ to get a younger roster for long term success. However, there are negatives to havin’ younger players too!! Younger players can mean less experience. Less experience means more mistakes! More mistakes means givin’ up more touchdowns. Givin’ up more touchdowns means gettin’ yo butt whooped on Sundays and Thursdays whenever relevant! Gettin’ yo butt whooped on Sundays and Thursdays means gettin’ fired earlier than expected.
This is Richard Sherman we’re talkin’ about playa. Not Sherman Klump!! It’s takes money to make money playboy! This dun’s been selected to four Pro Bowls and he’s NEVER missed a game in his career!! Did I mention that he’s pulled down 30 interceptions since comin’ into the league in 2011? That’s the most of any player durin’ that time frame. That’s means that he’s the freakin’ man!!! And he’s still at the top of his game!
You have an opportunity to put him on the other side of Vontae Davis. The secondary would be solid. Now they’ll still have to use the remainin’ salary cap bread wisely and sure up the rest of the joint. But you can’t pass up a dun like Sherman if he’s available to get.
What is this cat (Chris Ballard) thinkin’? That’s like seein’ Halle Berry givin’ you crazy rhythm from across the room and tellin’ the fellas that you wanna see what one of these young chicks are talkin’ about. What!!!? Man you better give up those draft picks and take the guaranteed ball playa! You’re gamblin’ with the draft unless it’s a can’t miss quarterback like Andrew Luck comin’ out and you don’t need a QB. So give ‘um up and talk turkey with Seattle bruh.
If this dun is thinkin’ like that already it’s gonna be a long next several years bruh. Stop me when I start lyin’!
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Talkin’ turkey: verb – to talk money with a boy.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!