The Jay Graves Report

Why the Colts need to stop tryin’ to hustle boyz about Andrew Luck! “Trainin’ and Rehabbin’ bruh?”

"Who's foolin' who bruh?" Photo: SI.com

All season the long the Colts ran game on boyz about Andrew Luck’s condition and whether he was goin’ to play this season or not. I told you in August that the dun wasn’t goin’ to play a down this season and everybody looked at me sideways. I wrote about it, told boyz on the Kent Sterling Show on CBS Sports Radio and on Flagrant Foul with Stuck and Gunner on Fox Sports Radio. Everybody wanted to know why I was so sure that ole boy wasn’t goin’ to play.

It was simple playboy, when the questions were raised about how Andrew was doin’ everybody and their baby’s momma around 56th street had nothin’ to say. It was way too quiet and one thing I know about, are boyz tryin’ to run a game. I grew up in G.I. around some stone gangstas. I can spot a hustle in a hoodie gettin’ out of the car down the street.

Just like the hustle ole Andrew Luck and the Colts are runnin’ right now. He holds a press conference today after supposedly bein’ in the Netherlands for the past six weeks trainin’ and rehabbin’.

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Ole boy comes out and says, “My gut and my feeling tells me that I do not need another surgery. I think I need to work more and to stay on this straight and narrow, if you will. I don’t want to sound like throwing is the test. I’m doing well, and I will continue to do well. That’s how I feel today.”

He further entertains the crowd of reporters with, “I was experiencing pain still. And that scared me, because I sort of remember the previous year and why I had surgery in the first place, because I was feeling pain while doing things. That was something that hit my mind and precipitated all these events happening.”

Yeah, yeah, yeah I heard all of that but let’s back up to why you were in the Netherlands in the first place. To train and rehab? Why does a boy have to go all the way over there to train and rehab? Isn’t this America? Don’t we have the best athletes in the world with the best trainin’ facilities in the world? Don’t they play football over here? So wouldn’t the duns that would be able to train and rehab him the best be over here? So why does Andrew Luck, one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL have to go all the way to the Netherlands to get help with something that they can do right here?

Later for the side hustle on how you feel playboy. What were you doin’ in the Netherlands? My hustle sensor is goin’ off and it sounds like the only logical explanation for goin’ out of the country for six weeks is to get treatment that isn’t approved in America. If that was the case then just say it. Don’t urinate on my leg and tell me that it’s rainin’.

Now I wasn’t there and nor has anybody told me anything but for boyz to tell us that he was in Europe trainin’ and rehabbin’ doesn’t make sense. Now he was probably in the Netherlands but trainin’ and rehabbin’ bruh? So if you boyz wanna believe that foolishness you can. I’m just not fallin’ for it. It’s his body and he can do with it what he wants. However, these are my ears and I’m not listenin’ to that foolishness. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

3) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!

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