With the NFL Draft comin’ up at the end of the month boyz are squirmin’ in their seats around this piece wonderin’ if new Colts GM, Chris Ballard, is goin’ to make a splash or belly flop into the pool. Now that boyz know what the draft picks are officially goin’ to be. They can start gettin’ down to the nitty gritty about what they should do with the picks.
The Colts are sittin’ on 7 draft picks and like I said in the Hot Joint entitled “Klump” the Seattle Seahawks are lookin’ for suiters for a trade for Richard Sherman. Now the deal’s gotta make since for them to pull the ride over. However, the Colts have salary cap room to holler at a boy in a dimly lit alley in the hood somewhere. They’ve got about $30 million in the ride to play with. Sherman is scheduled to make $10.4 million this comin’ season and $11 million in 2018. So they’ve got the bread to make it happen.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Colts have a pick in every round of the draft. Their seventh round joint has already been traded to dull Cleveland. So let’s look at their first round pick! They’ve got the 15th pick which in every mock draft I’ve looked at has Leonard Fournette comin’ off of the board to Indy.
Stop right there playa! Leonard Fournette is a beast!! When he’s healthy!!! However, the dun couldn’t stay healthy at LSU!!! Now I know that the Colts are in need of a running back but they need offensive lineman, D-lineman, linebackers, corners and safeties!! So they need everything and a runnin’ back should be the last thing they draft in the first round.
Why? Because they still have 146 year old Frank Gore that is still serviceable. And in today’s football world the runnin’ back position isn’t as important as it used to be playa.
If boyz wanna holler at you about Richard Sherman give Seattle that pick and keep it movin’! You’ve got 5 other picks comin’ off of the board. At least you can sure up the corner position with a Super Bowl winnin’, 4-time Pro Bowl selection veteran that has more interceptions (30) than any cat in the league since 2011. It’s a no freakin’ brainer!
You definitely don’t draft Leonard Fournette if that dun’s on the board!!! Not when you NEED everything else!! The Colts better not draft a runnin’ back I’ll tell you that.
They’ve been grabbin’ everything but what they’ve needed over the past 4 or 5 years. I know one thing playa they better get some duns to protect Andrew Luck quick, fast and in a hurry. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!
