The Jay Graves Report

Why the 49ers look like some REAL geniuses today! “Trues and Vogues”

"Maaaannnnn!"

How stupid does the San Francisco 49ers have to feel this mornin’ havin’ to announce that they are not only goin’ to fire Chip Kelly but they’re puttin’ the GM Trent Baalke in the ride with him? After a dismal 2-13 season, well we may as well say 3-13 because what makes me think that they’ll win today knowin’ that they’re about the gut the joint,  it’s time to move on from the Chip Kelly project. The 49ers have fired two coaches in the two years since they ran Jim Harbaugh out of town.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! What sense did it make to run Harbaugh out of town because he wanted his bread and wanted to run the entire front office? You’re losin’ your shirt firin’ coaches that can’t win and you’re firin’ the GM anyway. At the very least you could still be winnin’ and you wouldn’t need a GM because that’s what Harbaugh told you he could be anyway.

How stupid do these cats have to feel right now? Chip Kelly? Everybody and their baby’s momma could see that that foolishness wasn’t goin’ to work when it didn’t work in Philly. But I told you boy that it wasn’t goin’ to work when he left Oregon and showed up in the NFL day one bruh!!!

You can’t run darn near 100 plays in the pros!! You’re gonna get everybody hurt and that’s what he did in Philly. By Week 8 duns are exhausted and even more banged up than they would normally have been. Then you bring that dun to Frisco? What are you doin’ bruh? If you wanna just throw some bread away I’ve got magic jumpin’ beans and some ole Trues and Vogues that you can buy or $40 million. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Trues and Vogues: noun – tires and rims that boyz used to put on rides on the hood to spice it up.

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