The Jay Graves Report

Why the 2017 Ben Davis Giants are the BEST team I’ve EVER seen bruh! “Sneakers & Jewelry”

Ben Davis' captains!!

Soren Kierkegaard, the Danish philosopher and poet, once said, “Our life always expresses the result of our dominant thoughts.” Earl Nightingale, the famous radio speaker and author, broke it down like this, “The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts.” Then James Allen, the British philosopher and poet, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration.”

Well playas…the 2017 Ben Davis Giants’ aspirations must be through the darn roof bruh because they are the most dominant high school football team I’ve ever seen. I can’t speak for other states because I don’t live there and haven’t paid attention to what’s goin’ on elsewhere. But right here in Indiana? They’re hands down the best I’ve EVER seen. Now I know that boyz will point to the Ben Davis team from 1991 that won the National Title. Boyz will even holler that the 2006 Warren Central joint was better. And I get the enthusiasm but were they as loaded as these duns are?

Just five games into the season these cats are takin’ sneakers and jewelry off of every cat that crosses their path. Say what you want bruh but were those other teams beatin’ the brakes off of boyz the way these cats are with the composure of a lion and the grace of a cheatah?

C’mon bruh!! They’re averagin’ 51 points a game and makin’ it look easy!!! They’ve outscored their opponents 255-83 through five games!! Wheredeydodatat?

The reason that I say that they’re the BEST I’ve ever seen is because of their DEPTH. They’ve got 55 SENIORS bruh!!!! FIFTY-FIVE!!! Wheredeydodatat? They can literally go two deep in EVERY position on the field with seniors and still have 11 cats left over!!! Not to mention that they’ve got underclassman that are studs who could be startin’ at other schools right now. When you’re that deep across the board it’s hard to beat that and it’s hard to tell me that there have been better TEAMS.

This ain’t about just winnin’ games and scorin’ points. It’s about how easy they make it look with the depth that they have. They’ve got studs all over the field. Reese Taylor is a darn freak at quarterback. He’s doin’ everything but cookin’ hot dogs and change the linen bruh. The wide receiver corp is ridiculous led by 6’2″ Broc Thompson that will catch everything thrown his way. Jermaine Hoskins, Tiekwon Henderson and Kesean Tunstill will always keep a boy honest. So don’t blow an assignment because they can go the distance in a heartbeat.  Depth!!!

They’ve got a one two punch at runnin’ back that will make yo momma sit up straight! Johnny Adams hits the hole and sticks his foot in the dirt like he was born to do it bruh. While he’s got you chasin’ him up and down the sidelines Joey Person can tote the rock too.  And they both make my All-Uniform Team too because they look like studs when they get off of the bus.

Sure, there have been teams that have won as many games but were they as stacked as these cats are all over the field? Their defense is nuts and they aren’t even playin’ with two of their best defensive backs. Defensive back Rondell Allen was shot six times the night before trainin’ camp started and praise God he’s recoverin’ well. I saw him last week at the Warren Central game. Then they lost Nick Brown for the season due to injury against Center Grove.

However, the defense has only given up 83 points in five ball games. Say what you want bruh but these cats right here, are the best I’ve ever seen and they’re only gettin’ better. Defensive back Jontae Dobson’s puttin’ in work! Outside linebacker Kielan Laws is makin’ big plays, outside linebacker Tryee Upchurch is layin’ the wood out there and the dun with the best name in football, middle linebacker, SirZion Dance is pullin’ boyz over and searchin’ the ride on every play.

By the time this season’s over all of you cats will be agreein’ that this is the best team to EVER play football in the state of Indiana and when you do I won’t say that I told you so. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

4) Wheredeydodatat?: Hood for “Who does that?”

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!