The Jay Graves Report

Why some Fake Media-Types shouldn’t be allowed to vote for the All-NBA teams! “Reckless Behavior”


From time to time I snap on boyz in this business for bein’ emotional and gettin’ caught up in their feelings instead of doin’ their freakin’ jobs! Don’t vote for or not vote for a boy because of the way you feel. If you’re goin’ to be a credible journalist then take you’re freakin’ emotions out of it and do your job. On Thursday the All-NBA Teams were announced and the First team consisted of the duns that should have been on there but not without some sideline foolishness. LeBron, Kawhi, Young Russ, The Beard and Anthony Davis all made the First Team Joint which they should have.

However, some fake-media-type voted for Kawhi for the third team and both Young Russ and LeBron received a second team vote.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! A blind man with a ski mask on backwards can see that that’s some haterism flowin’ out of a boy’z pours. How in THEE world can you call yourself a sports journalist coverin’ the NBA and not give LeBron, Kawhi and Young Russ unanimous first place votes? That’s that foolishness I’m talkin’ about bruh!

LeBron is the best player in the NBA by far regardless of whether you like the dun or not. You aren’t paid to like a boy you’re paid to give honest feedback on what you know about the NBA! Nobody wants your feelings!!! Some dun voted for  Kawhi who’s arguably the second best player in the league to the third team. Whoever that is should have his or her credentials stripped. And whoever voted Young Russ to the second team needs his or her butt whooped for that. Ain’t no way around it bruh.

Young Russ had the best statistical season of any player in the history of the freakin’ league. He finished the season averagin’ a darn triple double with 37.4 points, 11.6 rebounds and 10.8 assists!!! The Big O was the last person to average a triple double and that was durin’ the 1961-62 season with 30.8 points, 12.5 rebounds and 11.4 assists. So you’re tellin’ me that he shouldn’t have been the first cat on the bus? But The Beard was the only cat that was a unanimous selection? Wheredeydodatat?

That’s why I call some of these cats Fake Media-Types bruh! If you’re the dun doin’ that type of foolishness you don’t know jack about sports and you shouldn’t be allowed to vote. Why? Because those three are freakin’ shoe in’s for the first team. LeBron, Kawhi and Young Russ?

As a sports journalist, reporter or whatever a dun decides to call him or herself out here in these streets. They have an obligation to tell it like Big Momma used to say, “Like it sho nuff T.I.S!” Take your emotions out of it and keep it real. If you can’t do that then give up your votin’ privileges. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Wheredeydodatat: Hood for “Who does that?”

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!

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