The Jay Graves Report

Why Purdue is finally sittin’ on top of the Big Ten! “Bigs”

"Aw, we're out here bruh!"

I’ve been tellin’ you boyz for months that Purdue was the team to beat in the Big Ten and now they actually are. After beatin’ the brakes off of Michigan State 80-63 on Saturday night in West Lafayette they are literally sittin’ on top of the pile lookin’ down on boyz.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! They are a problem to boyz in these streets because there is no answer for their bigs!!! Caleb “Biggie” Swanigan and Isaac Haas create all kinds of problems for duns out here. Biggie has been goin’ nuts since they tipped the joint off in November. Ole boy knocked down 24 points and 15 rebounds on Saturday to make it his 23rd double-double of the season. There’s nothin’ you can do with him bruh.

Yeah, I know that Wisconsin is breathin’ down their necks but at the end of the day they are the best team in the Big Ten. Why? Because nobody has an answer for the foolishness that they bring to the paint. Once you think you’ve got Biggie handled then they bring Haas out of the bushes and he’s a monster to deal with too.

Now you’re head is on a swivel and you can’t keep up with both of them. For example, Haas put up 18 comin’ out of the bushes on a boy as they blasted Michigan State. That’s been the formula all season and it’s only gettin’ worse for boyz out here.

Comin’ down the stretch while everybody else is slowin’ down the Boilermakers are gettin’ stronger. Sit in the cut playboy because it’s goin’ to be interestin’ to watch. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Comin’ out of the bushes: verb phrase – to come off of the bench.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!