Oliver Stone spit some fire when he said, “Never underestimate the power of jealousy and the power of envy to destroy. Never underestimate that.” Johnann Kasper Lavatar, the Swiss poet, got up and said, “The jealous are possessed by a mad devil and dull spirit at the same time.” Then William Penn took his wide brim gangsta off, put his drink down and said, “The jealous are troublesome to others, but a torment to themselves.”
The great Michael Jordan is somewhere havin’ a fit right now because his career is over and this young boy is literally doin’ the impossible! LeBron has now won his third title and put up numbers of a lifetime durin’ the Finals. As a matter of fact, All-Time stats in EVERY category. EVERYBODY with eyes have commented or flat out given this young boy his props but Mike! Now that dun won’t say a word until he’s asked about it and you already know he’s gonna hate because that’s what he does bruh!
Remember a few years ago when LeBron was still in Miami at media day after comin’ off of winnin’ back to back titles and Jordan side swiped him? LBJ said that he had gotten better over the summer and that his long term plan was to become “the greatest basketball player EVER.” Now that’s nothin’ more than an honest conversation from a boy that’s still competin’ in the NBA right?
However, when he said it I knew that ole dull MJ was gonna hit the news with some foolishness within 24 hours because he can’t just let this young boy shine! LeBron was comin’ off of back-to-back championships and his 4thleague MVP so the world was his at the time just like it’s his right now. Keep in mind that Mike only won 5 MVP’s in his career and LeBron was sittin” on 4 at the young age of 28 at the time.
But ole dull Michael Jordan couldn’t stand that this young boy was shinin’ so he tried to steal his shine by sayin’ that he’d beat LeBron in a game of 1 on 1 if he was in his prime while he was shootin’ a video promotin’ “NBA 2K14.” You boyz wanna draw a blank but I’m not gonna let you. Y’all heard him say it. Now keep in mind that Jordan had been on the cover since 2011 when he signed a sponsorship deal with 2K Sports. Then in 2012 he shared the cover with Magic and Bird. But that year Lebron was on the cover by himself so this dun felt like ole boy was takin’ his shine even in the video game!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! For years boyz have been crucifying LeBron and Mike is the O.G. Now everybody knows that the O.G. can control the noise level in any hood in any situation. But Mike chooses not to because he wants to be the G.O.A.T. forever. MJ is what we call a 100% U.S.D.A Prime and FDA Approved Hater!
Now here’s the roof top screamer shoutin’ at me again, “Why is Jordan a hater for sayin’ what he really thinks bruh? You always protectin’ LeBron! Wassup wit that dawg?”
Here’s wassup with that pimpin? Let’s put it in perspective playboy! Jordan was the G.O.A.T., the greatest player to ever play the game at the end of his career. His resume speaks for itself. You can’t add anything to it or take anything away from it. You would agree with that right? But nobody’s askin’ Bill Russell or Kareem how they feel about that though.
So why is a 53 year old man that is considered by most as the greatest player ever constantly takin’ shots at a young boy that’s simply tryin’ to do his thing? You didn’t hear the Big O or Bill Russell talkin’ about how they would beat Jordan in their prime and so on and so forth. They weren’t sittin’ in the joint giving away a boy’s trade secrets and tellin’ the media that if he goes to his left he’s goin’ to the rack and if he’s goin’ to his right he’s shootin’! Oh y’all wanna act like you don’t remember Mike pullin’ that stunt?
You never heard of Muhammad Ali doin’ interviews and tellin’ boyz that he would have knocked Tyson out when he was comin’ up!
Deion Sanders ain’t runnin’ around tellin boyz that Darrelle Revis or Richard Sherman can’t cover like he could or Joe Montana constantly tellin’ folks that he’s better than Tom Brady or Peyton Manning. Jerry Rice ain’t at the food court in the mall tellin’ boyz that Megatron didn’t have hands like he had. Jim Brown and Barry Sanders ain’t in the barber shop throwin’ dominos at duns sayin’ that Adrian Peterson can’t tote the rock like they did! Stop it! You sound crazy!
Sidney Poitier wasn’t in the street dissin’ Denzel on his way up! You didn’t see Richard Pryor slammin’ Eddie Murphy’s routine. Michael freakin’ Jackson wasn’t tellin’ folks that he was better than Usher or Chris Brown! And you know that some fake media-type has asked all of them those same dumb questions. Why haven’t you heard of them talkin’ crazy? Because they are/were secure in who and what they are/were! People that are accomplished don’t need validation bruh because their resume has already been validated!
The great Walter Payton said it best when he said, “When you’re good at something, you’ll tell everyone. When you’re great at something, they’ll tell you!”
Mike’s got issues because he’s been famous long enough to know that boyz are fishin’ and he keeps voluntarily takin’ the bait.Somebody is goin’ to ask him what he thought of LeBron’s All-Time Finals performance of 208 points, 79 rebounds, 62 assists, 16 blocks and 18 steals and like clockwork he’s gonna dismiss it like he was playin’ in the rec league somewhere. Why? Because he wants to be the man forever!
When Mike was 50 years old that dun was braggin’ about beatin’ a then high school senior, O.J. Mayo, in a game of 1 on 1. You know you’re dealin’ with a cat with some serious issues regardless of how great a player he was. That same year when he turned 50 he was tellin’ boyz durin’ the All-Star break that he’s thinkin’ about makin’ a comeback because a certain young boy was shinin’ that weekend. That’s a problem bruh. But Jordan diehards can’t see that their boy is a hater.
Take your heart out of if bruh and while you’re at it take off those same ole sneakers that he’s been sellin’ you since ’86! Also, come out of the Jump Man 23 sweat suit, the Jump Man goggles and turn off Space Jam so that you can see this dun for who he is.
Most cats defendin’ Jordan never even saw him play or only got in on the back end of his career. That’s anybody under 40 playboy! He revolutionized the sports marketin’ and brandin’ game and boyz can’t separate his foolishness from that. He was a great player but he’s a selfish individual! Just go listen to his Hall of Fame speech if you think I’m lyin’ to you! It’s all about him bruh!
First of all, O.J. Mayo ain’t even close to being LeBron James. Also braggin’ about beating Michael Kidd-Gilcrist was just as stupid too but boyz just let it slide because it’s Jordan.
The Kobe fans were runnin’ around hyped that he said that he couldn’t beat him and completely missed the shove in the face that he gave him. They were so gullible that they didn’t even pick up on the fact that Jordan took a swipe at him. He straight up said that he couldn’t beat Kobe because Kobe was him. Why? Because Kobe wasn’t creative enough to be his own player and person! He played like Mike! He walked like Mike, talked like Mike and even chewed gum like Mike! So Mike can’t hate on himself right? Only the real G’s in the buildin’ picked up on that though! I’m spittin’ but y’all ain’t listenin’!
Mike needs to go somewhere and sit his “A” down like Big Momma used to say. Let these boys do what they do and stop hatin’! He’s gonna be 75 years old still talking crazy because he can’t accept that his playin’ days are over and that he can’t change his stats nor add to his accolades. All he can do is sit and watch this young boy win, put up more points, rebounds, assists, blocks and steals, stock pile awards, take his place as the G.O.A.T. and it’s drivin’ his dull spirit crazy. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Dull: adjective – when a boy can’t get right bruh! When you look at him you just shake your head because he’s a buster, a mark just foul.
