Okay playas, the normal November chaos has erupted in college football and it’s Chris Brown up in this piece. “On and Poppin’!” That’s why I’m constantly screamin’ that teams should be ranked where they DESERVE to be ranked for now because it’ll work itself out in the end. For the past few weeks boyz have had Georgia, Alabama, Notre Dame and Clemson in the Top 4. However, both Notre Dame and Clemson had one loss each and there were duns like Wisconsin and Miami sittin’ in the cut undefeated.
They should have been ranked in the Top 4 on GP because they were unblemished. Well…Notre Dame rolled on down to South Florida on Saturday and go the brakes, doors, transmission, back seats and tires blown off of them 41-8. So that settles that foolishness.
Then Georgia ran down to Auburn and got butt naked drug up and down the field by the Tigers 40-17! They got completely dominated in every phase of the game. However, as I was listenin’ to the duns callin’ the game they were still tryin’ to justify why the Bulldogs should be still in the hunt for the college football playoff.
It doesn’t matter that they’ll still have a chance to play for the SEC title because they’ve already locked down the SEC East. They still have a chance to win the SEC if they can beat Alabama or Auburn in the title game in three weeks. However, there are still duns that are undefeated. So for now they have to take a back seat to them. And let’s be straight up bruh. Do you really think after watchin’ these boyz get blasted by Auburn that they’ve got a nerds chance in the ghetto of winnin’ the SEC?
Even when we start lookin’ at one loss teams Georgia gets eliminated because they got embarrassed in front of Big Momma and Uncle LeRoy nem by 23 points.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Alabama should move up to No.1 and Miami should be No.2 with Wisconsin sittin’ at No.3 and Oklahoma at No.4. Why? Because Bama’s beaten two ranked teams in as many weeks and they’re freakin’ Alabama. Miami is undefeated and playin’ in the same darn ACC that Clemson is playin’ in and all of these fake media types keep includin’ Dabo and Co. in the Top 4 like they didn’t get beat by dull Syracuse earlier this year.
It’ll work itself out because both Miami and Clemson are in the same conference but you CAN NOT have an undefeated team ranked behind a team with a loss and a bad loss at that. Wisconsin has earned the right to be ranked in the Top 4 because they’re still undefeated and blasted Iowa on Saturday 38-14 just to make a point. And once again it’ll work itself out too because they’ll have to play the best in the Big Ten to win the conference title.
So slow your roll on that foolishness that they shouldn’t be ranked ahead of teams that have already loss. You sound crazy even suggestin’ such ignorance. But these fake media-types are doin’ it anyway.
Georgia was in the process of gettin’ butt naked drug up and down the field by 23 points and boyz were literally tryin’ to act like it wasn’t happenin’. The announcers for the darn game were watchin’ this all out assault take place and were tryin’ to justify why Georgia still had a shot at playin’ for a national championship. It’s the craziest thing in the world. The SEC only has three teams this year bruh; Bama, Auburn and Georgia. LSU is iffy. Georgia can quite possibly lose to both Auburn and Bama but if even if they win the SEC they’ve gotten blasted by 23 points already. That eliminates them if Wisconsin and Miami keeps winnin’.
So how do duns continue to say that the Big Ten and Big 12 are pretty much eliminated when Wisconsin is still rollin’ and Oklahoma has bounced back like crazy after their 7 point loss to Iowa State. Losin’ to Iowa State this year by 7 points when they are ballin right now is much better than gettin’ blasted by Auburn. BLASTED!! Not just beaten bruh! BLASTED!! And stop bein’ silly, everybody and their baby’s momma knows that winner of the Iron Bowl is goin’ to win the SEC.
Stop tryin’ to dictate who gets in based on your feelings and let it play out. If Miami and Wisconsin are still undefeated then they should be ranked in the Top 4 this week. Why? Because they deserve to be there. So let’s be clear on my Top 4:
1) Alabama 10-0
2) Miami 9-0
3) Wisconsin 10-0
4) Oklahoma 10-1
In the words of the great Bill Parcels, “You are what your record says you are!” Until that changes leave these cats alone. Stop me when I start lyin’!
1) Jim Jones: noun – rapper
2) Chris Brown: noun – famous R&B singer with a hit song called “On and Poppin’!”
3) GP: General Purposes – just because
4) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!