The Jay Graves Report

Why Melo and Young Russ will be wrestlin’ over the steerin’ wheel in no time! “Trouble”

Russ: "Are you gonna pass me the ball? Melo: Are you gonna pass me the ball?" Photo: Youtube

Everybody and their baby’s momma is goin’ crazy about the announcement that Melo was traded to Oklahoma City for Enes Kanter, Doug McDermott and a 2018 second round pick (via Chicago) to New York. Ole boy waived his no-trade clause and the $8.1 million trade kicker to make the deal work.

So Carmelo Anthony is finally out of dreaded New York to move on with his life. Right?

Well playas…let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever 1st! He just jumped out of the ride with a bunch of cats wearin’ ski masks about to rob the liquor store down by Big Momma’s house and got in the ride with a bunch of cats wrestlin’ over the gun. It’s six in one hand and a half dozen in the other.

C’mon bruh!! Stand on your head if you think that Melo and Young Russ can co-exist without crashin’ into the guardrails by the end of next month. Think about it bruh. You’ve got Young Russ who was wrestlin’ over the steerin’ wheel with passive-aggressive Kevin Durant for years. Now playin’ with Melo who is known as the ball stopper.

So you’ve got the Ball Stopper sittin’ in the front seat with a dun wearin’ blinders and another passive-aggressive cat in the back seat in PG13 screamin’ because boyz are drivin’ too fast and you think that it’s gonna work? Are you kiddin’ me? It’s about to be straight chaos in Oklahoma City and you’re boy told you first. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

 The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk!