The Jay Graves Report

Why LeBron’s trip to Miami and his dull tweet were both Sucka Moves bruh! “Walkin'”

"Mistake bruh? And you admittin' it before the season is over?

Leonardo de Vinci once said, “The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.” Luc de Clapiers, the 18th century French writer, gave it to us like this, “The art of pleasing is the art of deception.” Then Maximillian Degenerez, the Portuguese artist, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “Insight into character comes from listening intently to the spoken word. The physical person, their charisma, charm and dramatic flair is more often used to persuade audiences, as they use these stealth tools of disguise and deception.”

Well playas…if you can’t listen intently to the spoken word you can always look at a boyz Twitter page. On Wednesday LeBron took to Twitter to tell the world “It’s ok to know you’ve made a mistake. Cause we all do at times. Just be ready to live with whatever that comes with it and be with those who will protect you at all cost!” WHAT!!!?? A true competitor would NEVER formulate that thought. Now he can act like he wasn’t talkin’ about goin’ back to the crib if he wants to. But all of the real G’s know better.

Now keep in mind this dun sent that joint while he was in Miami on his off day workin’ out with his boy D. Wade. Now I initially sat in the cut and didn’t blast him for goin’ to Miami on his two days off and for sendin’ the dull tweet because I wanted to think it through first. Well playboy, I’m finished thinkin’!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100 whichever comes 1st! Like Biggie Smalls once said in the hot joint One More Chance, “First things first!” If things are as bad as boyz keep leakin’ that they are in the Cleveland locker room then why is this dun in Miami workin’ out with D. Wade instead of tryin’ to get boyz together in Cleveland. That’s like tellin’ me that you’re havin’ some problems at the crib with the old lady but you’re goin’ on vacation with your side piece to figure things out!
It would seem that if the team has two days off this week, the freakin’ leader of that team would gather boyz up to work through whatever problems they’re havin’ to move forward to get ready for the playoffs. Not run down to Miami to holler at some cat that has nothin’ to do with his team. Then the tweet was the nail in the coffin for this dun EVER makin’ me look like a fool again for ridin’ with him. Let’s just be straight up bruh!! That was a sucka move if I’ve ever seen one.

Now I look like the dun that boyz have been tellin’ for years that his girl was dirty but wouldn’t believe ‘um. That tweet was me walkin’ in on her and the dun she’s creepin’ with. I knew she was foul but I had to see it for myself in order to believe it.
Boyz have been tellin’ me for years to get out of the car with that dun because he’s not like us bruh. He’s from the hood but “he ain’t got that hood instinct.” He’s a great player because of DNA alone playboy. Not because he has that dawg in him. That dawg wouldn’t allow him to go to Miami on an off day and it definitely wouldn’t let him send that soft tweet.

Now don’t get me wrong playa, he’s still the best ALL AROUND basketball player I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen a lot of boyz lace them up. Jordan is only 4 years older than I am so that includes him too.

The numbers don’t lie! Pull up the stats for any and everybody in the history of the game to March of their 31st year on earth. And for y’all that’s checkin’, at this same age Jordan only had 1 more title than LeBron and 3 less Finals appearances. Jordan just played on better TEAMS than LeBron by the time he started goin’ to the Finals and he had a better coach. But bein’ a great player has nothin’ to do with how many championships a boy wins because winnin’ titles is a TEAM award. And there are 12 cats in the history of the league that have won as many or more rings as Jordan and we don’t ever talk about them.
As a matter of fact, there are 8 cats with more hardware than Jordan and 99.9999% of you duns can’t name but two of them; Bill Russell 11 and Robert Horry 7. Do your homework playa, look up the other 6 and Holla At Ya Boy! Well…since I know you duns won’t look it up here you go: Sam Jones 10, John Havlicek 8, Tom Heinsohn 8, K.C. Jones 8, Tom “Satch” Sanders 8, James Loscutoff 7 and  Frank Ramsey 7. You wouldn’t recognize half of those cats if they ran up on you and stole your bike. So stop hollerin’ about championships. By the way, Kareem, Bob Cousy and Scottie Pippen all have just as many as Mike.

I put my seat belt on extra tight when he decided to bounce and take his talents to South Beach in 2010 because the Caveliers organization completely failed him on for 7 years. Ole boy never had a coach or role players to win at the level necessary to compete for championships like other great players before him. So it made sense to dip. Anybody arguin’ that doesn’t know the game of basketball. There’s not a player dead or alive that has won a championship alone. If you find that dun let me know.
I told you boyz just three days ago in the crazy Hot Joint entitled “Sacrifice” that LeBron’s biggest mistake was goin’ back to Cleveland even before the dun tweeted it out on Wednesday. Y’all better start listenin’ to me bruh. Why was it a huge mistake? Because he’s gotta do EVERYTHING in order for them to even make it to the Finals. He’s coachin’, playin’ GM, runnin’ the point, shootin’ the rock, playin’ the wing and the 5. And did I mention that he’s gotta play 45 plus minutes a night once he  gets to the Finals? And once they get there he’s gotta play 5 on 1 and it’s not humanly possible.Even the great Michael Jordan never had to do all of that playa.

My biggest problem with him ain’t that though!!! It’s that I’ve been tellin’ boyz that he has more all around talent than any player to ever play this game and he does. But he doesn’t have that dawg, that killer, that assassin to compete like Jordan or Kobe. My boyz have been tellin’ me that for years but him goin’ to Miami and sendin’ out that weak tweet solidified their argument and I can no longer keep fightin’ for him. And now it looks like he’s lookin’ for an exit strategy to get out of Cleveland. He can’t be that weak minded bruh or can he?

Listen up LeBron, the windows are sealed and the doors are welded shut in Cleveland! You can’t go ANYWHERE at this point because you’ll look like a complete sucka if you do! You thought that it was more important for boyz to like you than to stay in Miami. So now in my Ray Charles voice,  “You gotta make it do what it do.”  But you ain’t gone keep makin’ a fool out of me. I’ll tell you that pimpin’!” Until you find that dawg, that killer instinct, that assassin on a clearance rack at Good Will somewhere! I’m walkin’ to the crib! And I’ve got to apologize to duns like Jordan, Kobe and Kareem for thinkin’ that talent alone would suffice for than dun. He’s got better DNA but without the killer instinct and the propensity to flip flop on where he needs to be takes him off of the potential GOAT list. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

1) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to break it down to it’s simplest form. To make it elementary, to put it on the ground so boyz could eat it like the goats do.

2) Spit: verb – to say

3) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

4) dip: verb – to leave