The Jay Graves Report

Why LeBron is the best All-Around player EVER & boyz refuse to see it! “Foamin’ at the Mouth”

"Naw Jay don't hurt 'um we still got time!"

As I’m standin’ out in front of the Q in Cleveland tryin’ to figure out the next move for the night I hear these three cats arguin’ about the delusion that most cats live with. Bodhidharma, the 5th century Buddhist monk, said, “The ignorant mind, with its infinite afflictions, passions and evils, is rooted in the three poisons. Greed, anger, and delusion.” Richard Dawkins, the well-known English ethologist, pulls up at the light and shouts, “A delusion is something that people believe in despite a total lack of evidence.” Then Christian Nestell Bovee, the famous writer, brought so much heat that it burned boy’z faces with, “No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are necessary to our happiness as realities.”

Well playas…you can’t argue with a boy when he’s right! Delusion is definitely necessary to duns when it comes to basketball because as much as LeBron continues to prove to boyz that he’s the best all-around basketball player that has EVER laced them up they keep denyin’ it. Delusion is a beast that’s got a boy in a Full Nelson and he just won’t say Uncle!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I’ve been tellin’ you boyz for years that he was the best that we’ve ever seen even before he started winnin’ championships. Why? Because he can play every position on the floor with ease that’s why? Most players that cats will throw up could only play one or two positions. Magic Johnson is the only other guy in the history of the game that could do what LeBron can do and he was as slow as molasses and he didn’t have the athleticism or the outside jumper.

Everybody and their momma’s momma and their cousin’s baby momma will tell you that Jordan is the best they’ve ever seen because he won 6 titles. Let’s stop right their bruh! When you make that statement you’re showin’ your ignorance of the game. Championships are a TEAM award not an individual award. And if we’re gonna use championships as the barometer then Jordan is middle of the road even in that category playa. There are 12 other cats in the history of the game with 6 or more championships and 9 of them have more than 6! Stop it! You sound crazy!!

Oh I’m just makin’ stuff up? And that’s the edited version? Bill Russell 11, Sam Jones 10, John Havlicek 8, Tom Heinsohn 8, K.C. Jones 8, Tom “Satch” Sanders 8, Robert Horry 7, James Loscutoff 7 and Frank Ramsey 7 all have more than Jordan and if every one of them except for Bill Russell ran up on you and stole your bike you wouldn’t know who they were. Then boyz act like Kareem, Bob Cousy and Scottie Pippen didn’t even play. They’ve all got the same 6 that Jordan has. So stop tellin’ me about championships because some idiot sports writer that doesn’t know the history of the game from a hole in his head told you that it’s all about championships.

You’ve got to look at what a boy brings to the floor and how he plays the game. NOBODY has been able to do all of the things that LeBron does on the floor for his team. The stats don’t lie bruh! I laid out all of the stats and facts in a ‘Special Edition Joint’ after the Cavs won Game 5 in Cleveland on Thursday night entitled “Huh?” It broke down all of the All-Time stats and how in so many categories where LeBron was the “Only Player in NBA History” to do darn near everything but wash your freakin’ car and blow dry your hair. Pop the link and read it bruh!

That’s the problem!! Boyz don’t wanna read and see it for themselves. They would rather live in delusion than to find out how this cat really stacks up to the all-time greats in certain categories. It’s crazy!!!

Cats love Jordan so much that they can’t see that Jordan could only play the 1 and the 2 but Lebron could play all 5. They love him so much that they’ll tell you that Jordan and Kobe was more clutch but the facts don’t reveal that. The facts say that in game winnin’ situations with less than 5 seconds left LeBron is more clutch. The numbers don’t lie pimpin’! In those situations Jordan is 6 of 11 which is 54%, Kobe is 7 of 28 which is only 25% and LeBron is 6 of 10 which is 60%! The numbers don’t lie bruh! The reason that both Jordan and LeBron have taken far less shots than Kobe in those situations is because their basketball IQ is higher. Kobe is gonna shoot because he doesn’t care if it’s a terrible shot or not. That dun is gonna pull up even if he’s got 4 cats on him. 


Boyz will run around and scream to the top of their lungs that Jordan took every last second shot there was and he simply didn’t! But most of the duns screamin’ about Jordan didn’t see his full career. If you aren’t at least 40 you didn’t see Jordan play! And I’m givin’ you a pass at 40 because you were only 9 when he came into the league! You didn’t fully understand the game at 9. All you could tell a boy at that age was who scored the most points. You knew nothin’ about reboundin’, assists, playin’ defense etc.

You had no idea what you were watchin’ until you got to freakin’ high school and by that time Jordan was winnin’ titles with the best coach to EVER walk the side lines, the best wing man in the game and he always had shooters if not the best three point-man in the game at the time. Oh you forgot or just didn’t know? He had Craig Hodges, B.J. Armstrong, John Paxson and Steve Kerr shootin’ that thang. Pick one, any one bruh! Get this; LeBron has never had a legitimate coach!! Are you serious? He’s coachin’ RIGHT now!!!

Any time you’ve a dun (David Blatt) tryin’ to pull a freakin’ Chris Webber and he’s an NBA coach you’ve got no coach! Then comin’ out of a break in the biggest moment of his coachin’ career he draws up a play for the best player in the world to take the ball out! Are you kidding me? If LeBron had Phil or someone that even resembles Phil this discussion would have ended years ago and this dun (LeBron) is just 30!!!

Even after boyz read the “Huh?” joint last night they gave ole boy his props but then went on to say that he’s not playin’ against Hall of Famers like Jordan did. What!!!!???? The duns Jordan was playin’ against weren’t in the freakin’ Hall of Fame when he was playin’ against them. They were still active players! You sound like a fool if you’re tellin’ me that Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, Steve Nash, Jason Kidd, Tony Parker, Tim Duncan, Kobe, Shaq, Dirk, D, Wade, Bosh (and yes he played against them too) CP3, Melo, Durant, etc. etc. etc. aren’t Hall of Famers! And I didn’t even mention the cats that are just gettin’ started like Young Russ, The Beard, Steph Curry and Anthony Davis. C’mon bruh! They’re still playin’ just like Barkley, Bird, Magic, Malone, Zeke etc. were still playin’ when Jordan was playin’! The more you talk the more you sound like you’re sittin’ somewhere butt naked foamin’ at the mouth.

Keep in mind that LeBron is just 30 and he’s accomplished more than Jordan did in his entire career in more categories other than winnin’ titles and at 30 Jordan only had two titles as well. This dun still has at the minimum 5 or 6 years left in him. You sound crazy if you think that when he’s done he won’t be the GOAT. He’s the best all-round player we’ve ever seen right now! Stop with this foolishness and pull up the numbers playboy.

I’ll leave you with this, durin’ the 2013 Finals ABC put up a stat that showed the number of times a player had led his team in points, rebounds and assists. Wilt Chamberlain had done it 114 times durin’ his 15 year career, Jordan had done it 46 times, LeBron had already done it 106 times. That was two years ago playa. Stop tellin’ me that Jordan was the best all-around player ever because you sound stupid. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

1) The Q: noun – Quicken Loans Arena, home of the Cleveland Cavaliers
2) Heat: noun – knowledge, information
3) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, girl, etc.
4) Boyz: noun – anybody in the freakin’ barber shop arguin’ about sports. It’s non-gender specific playboy. 
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!