We’ve all understood for quite some time now that LaVar Ball was a loud mouth show off that simply loves the attention. That’s why boyz didn’t trip when he jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth sayin’ ridiculous things like, “My son is better than Steph Curry!” even before he was drafted. Or better yet, when the dun said he could beat Michael Jordan one-on-one back in his day.
That was just foolishness that didn’t affect anybody. It was all good for kicks and giggles at the barber shop.
However, it’s taken a sad turn for the worse and the very boys he’s been braggin’ on are now about to become collateral damage in a plan gone bad because he can’t shut his mouth.
Accordin’ to Bleacher Report, on Monday LaVar told Lithuanian reporter Donatas Urbonas that his son Lonzo wasn’t goin’ to sign an extension with any team in the NBA unless they sign all three of his boys to the same roster. That means he talkin’ a package deal with Lonzo, LiAngelo and LaMelo.
Now LaMelo and LiAngelo Ball are currently playin’ for Prienu Vytautas in Lithuania.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! When your old man starts messin’ with your bread it’s time to have a sit down with pops bruh.
Excuse my grammar playa, but this ain’t that! This ain’t AAU ball or Biddy Basketball down at the recreation center. This is the NBA.
LaVar Ball is blessed to have one son in the league! That’s like throwin’ a needle in a hay stack and findin’ it a month later after a rain storm.
Now he wants to dictate policy on how a team is goin’ to sign all three of his sons when the other two may not even be pros? And even if they do become pros, gettin’ them all on the same team on purpose would be impossible.
The other two would have to sign rookie deals that wouldn’t allow them to become unrestricted free agents for four years. Is this guy thinkin’ at all?
At some point, Lonzo’s gotta tell his old man to go somewhere and sit down. He’s a grown man now gettin’ a grown man’s check. So pops has to chill, especially when it’s startin’ to affect a boy’z future.
The Jacksons finally had to tell ole Joe Jackson to kick rocks. Beyoncé did the same with her old man too. So it is what it is.
He’s already blown his opportunity to get a shoe deal out of the gate with that foolishness of tellin’ the big three apparel companies that he wanted a licensin’ deal up front with his Big Baller Brand. They told him to kick rocks.
Then he pulls LiAngelo out of one of the most storied college programs ever because he didn’t want him to serve out his punishment for actin’ a fool in China.
He takes the youngest kid, LaMelo, out of high school because he doesn’t like the coach. So instead of bein’ the man in high school and enjoyin’ bein’ a kid he’s in Lithuania competin’ against grown men that he can’t even communicate with.
All of this foolishness for what? So that LaVar can feed his ego? All three of those kids are goin’ to become collateral damage in their old man’s pipe dream because he simply can’t go sit down. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
3) Old Man: noun – father
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!