The Jay Graves Report

Why LaVar Ball is only about to get LOUDER and more Obnoxious! “Targets”

"You boyz want me to sit in the cut but I can't bruh! I'm not built like that." Photo: SB Nation

It’s finally draft day in the NBA bruh and some cats have waited their entire lives to hear their names called this evenin’! It’s a humblin’ experience to finally see your dreams come to fruition. Well…that’s if you’re a normal cat that understands that just because you dream of something comin’ true doesn’t mean that it actually will.

However, LaVBar Ball isn’t the normal cat we’re talkin’ about playa. This dun was rollin’ through the streets of New York  on Wednesday still talkin’ a billion dollars worth of noise about how the Ball boyz are about to take over the league because cats like LeBron and Steph will be gettin’ old and gone in five years.

The dun goes on to say that he’ll be here at the draft three years in a row guaranteed doin’ the same interviews.

LaVar Ball is just warming up in New York City.

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Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! He’s probably right about bein’ at the draft for three years in a row if his next two kids can actually live up to the hype at UCLA. If they’ve got the DNA, which we know that they do, and they can stay out of trouble boyz should be able to navigate gettin’ drafted.

However, that’s not why boyz are sick of hearin’ from LaVar. The problem is that he’s puttin’ crazy pressure on his kid’s back to become what he’s braggin’ to world about. What this dun doesn’t realize is that everybody gettin’ drafted tonight was the big fish wherever they’re from. EVERYBODY was the man bruh! EVERYBODY got it in in high school and college. That’s why they’re in New York today too.

So stop actin’ like your kid is the only dun capable of doin’ this. We’ve already seen De’Aaron Fox put that thang on Lonzo in the Sweet Sixteen durin’ the NCAA Tournament. And if you grew up anywhere near ANY HOOD, USA you already know that the more LaVar talks reckless about how his kids are about to take over the NBA the more cats are gettin’ in line to go right at them, every last one of them.

It’s goin’ to be like buyin’ the pay-per-view joint to see the Mayweather vs. McGregor fight in August. Boyz just want to see it. Unfortunately, I guarantee that there are more people rootin’ for Lonzo to fail than there are for him to succeed because of his daddy’s mouth and that’s not fair to the kid.

Lonzo just wants to hoop and his daddy keeps gettin’ in the way. This is supposed to be his moment and LaVar has high jacked it. I would love to see Lonzo and his brothers do well and I hope that their old man will finally find somewhere to sit down. But that ain’t gonna happen bruh!!

As soon as Lonzo gets picked at No.2 by the Lakers the dun is goin’ to get even louder. So put ya head phones on to drown out the LaVar noise at least until somebody embarrasses his kid in the NBA. You already know that a boy is gonna dap him up before a game and tell him, “This ain’t personal playboy! It’s just business! I’ve gotta go at you because the spotlight is on you because your daddy won’t stop talkin’! So I gotta get you.” Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Dap: verb – to shake someone’s hand

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!