The Jay Graves Report

Why LaVar Ball is gonna keep talkin’ crazy, mess around and get tapped up! “Kicks & Giggles”

"This dude is trippin' right?"

I completely get why LaVar Ball keeps his mouth open talkin’ as reckless as an old pimp at the neighborhood car wash. As long as he keeps talkin’ he stays relevant in a world that wouldn’t otherwise include him. The only problem with most of the foolishness he’s spittin’ is that it makes absolutely no sense!! And the dun keeps steppin’ out of bounds.

Well playas…he not only stepped out of bounds recently by bringin’ up LeBron’s kids and their futures. He started talkin crazy about other NBA players dads too. Durin’ an episode of “In the Zone with Chris Broussard” he jumped all the way out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth and said:

“The monsters in the NBA, their dads wasn’t that good. They were OK, they was players, but the fact that the old [Dell] Curry wasn’t no All-Star, he wasn’t cold. He could shoot the ball, though. Kobe Bryant, his dad wasn’t all that, that’s why he’s such a monster.

He goes on to say, “You got LeBron, it’s going to be hard for his kids because they are going to look at them like, ‘You got to be just like your dad.’ And after a while, that pressure starts sitting on you like, ‘Why do I got to be just like him? What can’t I just be me?’ And then they are going to be like, ‘Aw, you’re soft, you’re not that good.’ Because the expectation is very, very high.”

LeBron goes right in on that dun with while speakin’ to ESPN on Tuesday, “Keep my kids’ name out of your mouth, keep my family out of your mouth. This is dad to dad. It’s a problem now.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! It’s all good until a boy starts talkin’ crazy about other folk’s kids. That’s when it gets real playboy. It was all kicks and giggles when he was sayin’ ignorant stuff like he would have destroyed Jordan in his prime even though he could only muster up 2 points per game in college. Yeah bruh, now that was funny.

It was even funny when he said that his kid was better than the back to back MVP Steph Curry. Why? Because the fact that he even had the audacity to fix his mouth and say some foolishness like that means that he was simply lookin’ for attention and tryin’ to be relevant. But when he starts talkin’ about somebody else’s kids he’s lookin’ to get tapped up. Why? Because boyz don’t play about their kids bruh. There are a whole lot of things you can play about but a boy’z kids ain’t one of them. That’s real talk. I’m just sayin’ and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Tapped up: verb phrase – to get best up

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!