The Jay Graves Report

Why Keyshawn Johnson gets mad props for pullin’ his kid OUT of school! “Trainin”um Up!”

Boyz talk about makin’ power moves all of the time but they really don’t know what they look like. Well…not  until it jumps out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth.

Keyshawn Johnson just pulled the father of the year move and the biggest power move of all time. The dun pulled his kid OUT of the University of Nebraska and he was on full scholarship.

Keyshawn Johnson Jr. was recently popped by University police for havin’ weed and drug paraphernalia in his dorm room on campus. He’s on football scholarship and was one of the most highly recruited players on the team.

When the dun got popped the Sr Johnson told him that he’d have to come to the crib until January to think out how bad he really wants to play football.

Here’s what my man had to say about it accordin’ to the Omaha World Harold,

You’re in college now. You’re an adult. You’re not a kid. You take a look at it from afar and let me know how important it is to you.”

Ole boy said, “I never asked him!” When talkin’ about his son. He went on to say,

“At the end of the day, I don’t think that decision was in his hands. He squandered that decision. He still wants to play football, and he still wants to play for Nebraska. But if you don’t do the things you’re supposed to do, under the guidelines of me, it’s not going to happen.”

And let the church say Amen and pass the collection plate playboy!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! There aren’t very many people who can afford to snatch their kid out of school when they screw up. Especially when the school is payin’ for their education.

Most parents would just have to be cool with callin’ a boy up and cursin’ them out or at most drivin’ to campus and givin’ it to him belly to belly.

But to snatch a boy up and leave the scholarship on the table is where the power move takes place bruh! Keyshawn is tellin’ his son and the duns at the University of Nebraska that he doesn’t care two rips about him bein’ on scholarship. He can pay for the dun to go to school.

It’s the lesson that needs to be taught here. If he wants to play ball he’s got to live by daddy’s rules and do things the right way. PERIOD POINT BLANK!

Now that the dun has to watch the Cornhuskers take the field all season long he’ll think twice about bein’ so disrespectful to the program.

Now don’t get it twisted, I know that boyz smoke weed. I’m probably the only person that I know of that has never tried it. So I get that boyz smoke weed. However, to be as bold as to smoke it on campus in your room is a complete disrespect to the folks payin’ for him to go to school.

Not only that, he’s got his daddy’s name! Full name bruh!!

So I applaud Keyshawn for pullin’ him and tryin’ to teach his son a valuable lesson. This is one of those Joints that will change a boy’z life forever. Well…that’s if he wants to play ball and go to school. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Popped: verb – arrested

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”