The Jay Graves Report

Why John McEnroe’s comments on Serena weren’t crazy at all bruh! “Reality”

"Don't look at me crazy!"

For years boyz have become quick to give their opinions about how good an athlete is. Then all of a sudden these media-types will jump out of the birthday cake butt naked and call somebody the GREATEST of all-time without any proof of that. Whether it’s true or not duns will run with it because it sounds good and it sells ad space etc.

Well playas…duns have been hollerin’ that Serena Williams is the greatest tennis player of all time and a cat that knows a little bit about tennis had something to say about such foolishness.

John McEnoe told NPR that ole girl has earned the designation as the greatest woman to play tennis, but he wouldn’t put her in the category of greatest to ever play tennis. Now ole boy jumped out of the ride when he said if she played on the men’s circuit she’d be “like No. 700 in the world.” He went on to say, “That doesn’t mean I don’t think Serena is an incredible player. I do. But the reality of what would happen on a given day is Serena could beat some players, I believe, because she is so incredibly strong mentally. But if she had to just play the circuit — the men’s circuit — that would be an entirely different story.”

Serena got wind of what ole boy said and went in on Twitter with this:

then added this

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Now let’s stop the foolishness bruh! Everybody and they baby’s momma were talkin’ about this on the sports talk shows today and boyz were really tryin’ to defend Serena on this one. The only thing that McEnroe said that may have been crazy was that she’d be like 700 in the world. He’s got no proof of where she would be ranked. So in her response she’s right by tellin’ him not to make statements that aren’t factually based. That’s where it ends bruh.

Anybody that thinks that Serena is the GREATEST tennis player of all-time is crazy. She’s the greatest women’s tennis player of all-time. Why? Because there are hormones called Estrogen  and Testosterone. The person with the most Testosterone is bigger, stronger and faster. That is a biological fact. It doesn’t matter how you feel about it or what you think, DNA dictates the results especially when were talkin’ elite athletes playin’ the same sport.

Sure, Serena can run circles around me because I’m not a world class elite tennis player. So don’t hit me with the foolishness that I’m tryin’ to say that all men can beat all women in sports. That would be stupid.

Therefore, Serena, as great as she is at the game of tennis, is still not better than the men playin’ the game at the same level. It would be asinine to say that she is better than duns like Roger Federer, Rafael Nadal, Pete, Sampras, Bjorn Borg, Andre Agassi,Jimmy Conners or John McEnroe. If she’s not better than they are then she’s not the GOAT.

That’s like sayin’ that Florence Griffith-Joyner was the best 100 meter runner of all-time because she blasted the competition runnin’ a 10.49. However, she wouldn’t have even qualified for the Olympics with that time had she been runnin’ against men. Usain Bolt ran a darn 9.58!!! He’s darn near a whole second faster!!

As great as players like Diana Taurasi, Sheryl Swoopes, Cheryl Miller, Lisa Leslie and Tamika Catchings are they couldn’t compete with cats like Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, Magic etc. As a matter of fact, they wouldn’t even make an NBA roster. Why? Because of a simple hormone called testosterone. So let’s stop talkin’ crazy and deal in reality here bruh.

What really tripped me out was that Serena hit ole boy with the “Respect me and my privacy as I’m trying to have a baby.” joint.

Bruh…it’s not like he ran up to her crib, rang the door bell and ran. He wasn’t standin’ outside throwin’ rocks at he window. He answered a freakin’ question and gave a boy a real answer. That’s not envadin’ her privacy. That’s called answerin’ a question with a real answer. She’s NOT the greatest tennis player of all-time for all of the reasons I just gave you. However, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with bein’ the GREATEST Women’s Tennis player of all-time.

The fact that she has less testestone by nature keeps her from bein’ able to compete with men at the same level of skill. That’s not my opinion that’s a fact.  We’re not talkin’ about bein’ able to think, coach, teach, practice medicine or law or be able to become the president. We’re talkin’ about physical activity; runnin’, jumpin’, changin’ directions, hittin’ a ball etc. The person that has more testosterone with the same amount of skill is goin’ to be better. Why do you think duns take steroids? It increases the amount of testosterone in their systems. Stop with this foolishness and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!

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