The Jay Graves Report

Why JaVale McGee and Golden State can’t win against Shaq! “The Mic”

"Do you really want to do this bruh?"

I’ve been sittin’ in the cut for the past 24 to 48 hours watchin’ this foolishness between Shaq and JaVale McGee go nuts!! It’s been funny to watch the tweets go back and forth but on some real talk, JaVale can’t win this fight! So he needs to bow out gracefully. As a matter of fact, the dun shouldn’t have clapped back in the first place. Why? Because Shaq’s mic is ALWAYS goin’ to be bigger than his.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! It’s like goin’ to a comedy show and gettin’ into it with the dun on stage with the mic! Whatever you say isn’t goin’ to stack up to what he’s sayin’ because he’s got the mic, the amp and the speaker. You can’t win bruh! All you’re goin’ to do is make an even bigger fool of yourself by continuin’ to respond.

Shaq is a Hall of Famer that’s won four NBA titles and is regarded, outside of Hakeem The Dream in skill, as the most dominant center of our generation. Our generation is any dun that is 50 years old or younger. We didn’t see Wilt and Bill and we only saw the back end of Kareem’s career. At least where we were old enough to understand the game watchin’ Kareem. So they don’t count. Shaq and The Dream were the best we’ve ever seen. So to get into a back and forth with Shaq publicly is stupid. Especially if you’re the reality TV star from the hit segment “Shaqtin’ a Fool!”

The only reason duns even know who JaVale McGee is, is because of him bein’ on “Shaqtin’ a Fool” every time you turn around. So if he wants a boy to get up off of him then he’s got to stop showin’ up on the bloopers. Shaq’s only puttin’ the dun on there because he keeps trippin’ over the ball and makin’ a fool of himself. C’mon bruh.

Now the Warriors have gone runnin’ to Turner Sports to tell on Shaq for messin’ with this dun. How weak is that? C’mon playa! That’s like runnin’ into the house and tellin’ Big Momma that boyz were talkin’ about yo momma on the lunch hour.

Then KD gets in it and starts talkin’ crazy. He jumped all the way off of the ship with no life jacket too. He says,

“Shaq was a s—ty free throw shooter. He missed dunks. He airballed free throws. He couldn’t shoot outside the paint. He’s bigger than everybody. He didn’t have any skill, but he was bigger and stronger than everybody. And he’s still a great player, but you had your flaws too as a player. And he played on five or six teams too, so it’s not like he was just like this perfect center. You had your flaws, too.”

Shaq quickly went on to Twitter and shut him down with “Mind yo business this ain’t for you!”  

And what is KD tryin’ to jump in it for? It’s not even his fight and he’s takin’ shots at a boy that could have easily gave him the business too. Wasn’t KD on a team that was up 3-1 in the Western Conference finals and loss? Didn’t he then jump in the ride with the cats that took his lunch money? He’s got nothin’ to say to Shaq!!!

If JaVale can’t handle his own fight then he’s gotta keep gettin’ his sneakers and jewelry takin’ until he learns how to defend himself or play basketball without showin’ up on Shaqtin’ a Fool!” Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1)  Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!