The Jay Graves Report

Why James Harden has won something better than a ring bruh! “A Half a Billion Dollars!”

"Aw we eatin' over here playa!" Photo: GETTY IMAGE

Even though the NBA is a team sport it’s all about a boy doin’ what’s best for he and his family. Back in 2012 James Harden dipped out of OKC where he was comin’ off of the bench as a sixth man. Everybody and their baby’s momma was sittin’ on the sideline tellin’ him that he should have stayed because the Thunder could win a championship if he, Young Russ and KD stayed together.

He obviously told duns to kick rocks when Houston offered him $80 million to get in the ride. He balled out and Adidas came through and dropped him off another $200 million. On Saturday the Rockets announced that they had extended him through the 2022-23 season with a GUARANTEED $228 million!!! So if we’re countin’ usin’ real numbers and basic math the dun has earned more than a half a billion dollars since leavin’ OKC in just 5 years.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! He’s already won the championship playboy!!! A half a billion for hoopin’ and he’s only 27 years old? All of these fake media-types try to convince fans that it’s all about playin’ for a championship. The championship is gettin’ as much bread as you can get while you can get it. That’s the freakin’ championship. Give me bread over rings any day. I can’t eat with rings.

There’s only so many cats that are goin’ to win a title anyway and you’ve got to be on the right team at the right time with the right organization to do it. In the history of the league there’s always only 2 or 3 teams at any given time that can even win the title. So to make decisions based on that is crazy but if you can hoop and you’re one of the elite players in the league  you can ALWAYS get paid.

First of all, if Harden had stayed in OKC he never would have become The Beard!! If he’d stayed in OKC he never would have become the elite player that he is today. If he’d stayed in OKC he probably would have strangled Young Russ by now. C’mon bruh y’all know I’m tellin’ the truth.

With the way boyz have gone broke in this league after retirin’ and with the short window cats have to get his bread anyway. Why wouldn’t he dip and make a name for himself? The Beard is sittin’ on a half a billion today because he didn’t listen to fake media-types tell him that he should stay in Oklahoma where there’s absolutely nothin’ to do and he wasn’t goin’ to win with that team anyway. You see KD had to dip!! Nobody wants to keep wrestlin’ over the steerin’ wheel with Young Russ.

He’s the man now and he’s gotten ridiculously paid for his efforts. Money over rings any day in my book. The championship is becomin’ the very best at whatever it is you’re tryin’ to do. It’s a team sport and unless you’re on the best team you’re not winnin’ in the NBA. Why? BECAUSE THE BEST TEAM ALWAYS WINS A BEST OF 7 SERIES!!! If you can win a title in the right situation and get paid cool. But I say first, “Git ya money mane!!” Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Dip: verb – to leave

3) Mane: noun – country hood for man.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!