The Jay Graves Report

Why Jalen Hurts has NO business even thinkin’ about transferrin’ from Bama! “Kizzy”

Photo: Getty Images

Ever since the young freshman, Tua Tagovailoa, came off of the bench in the second half to lead the Alabama Crimson Tide to the national championship on Monday night over Georgia. Everybody and they baby’s momma have been suggestin’ that it’s time for Jalen Hurts to transfer. He’s been the starter since he walked on campus last year and hasn’t loss but two ball games in his career as the starter for Bama.

Comin’ into the title game the dun was like 25-2 as the starter but he’s always struggled to throw the football. With Bama down 13-0 at the half ole Nick didn’t waste any time goin’ to the chamber and pullin’ another Five-State recruit out the cellar. It ain’t personal it’s business playboy.

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Has Jalen lost his job? You darn right he has! Should he transfer? ABSOLUTELY not!! He’d be crazy to leave Tuscaloosa right now! He’s the freakin’ man around town and he’s playin’ for probably the greatest dynasty we’ve EVER seen in college football!!! Not to mention the dun would waste a year sittin’ out and for what? To end up in the NFL playin’ in the slot anyway?

He needs to “Kizzy.” For all of young duns out there that means “To stay put.” Go watch Roots because I know you’re not goin’ to read a book thats like 900 pages. It makes no sense for him to transfer, sit out an entire year to play quarterback somewhere else, still not be able to throw the darn ball, get beat by Alabama and still play wide receiver in the NFL.

He needs to move to the slot now where ole boy, Tua, can toss him the rock for the next two years where he can keep winnin’ and playin’ for national championships and be apart of the greatest dynasty in the history of the freakin’ sport.

Boyz are so quick to jump the gun and tell a cat that he needs to dip without even thinkin’ about what they’re sayin’. Now let’s think like a college student for just one minute too bruh. Can you imagine the type of attention these cats are gettin’ all over the state of Alabama and more importantly on the yard? It’s NUTS!!! Think about that bruh. You want him to leave all of that to go where? And he’s still goin’ to have to play wide receiver when it’s all said and done. Kizzy!! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

3) Kizzy: noun – the daughter of Kunta Kinte and her name means to stay put.

4) Dip: verb – to leave

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”


Be the first to comment

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.