The Jay Graves Report

Why it’s time for Lonzo Ball to pull a LeBron on his dad!! “Drawin’ Lines”

"This dun right here!!" Photo: The Inquistri

LaVar Ball has OFFICIALLY jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth wearin’ some thick and thins and some old school Stacy Adams knobs. The dun has been talkin’ crazy for the past couple of months puttin’ all types of pressure on his kids but now he just jumped off of the cake stand into the punch bowl head first. On Thursday he told the Southern California News Group that there were two reasons why UCLA didn’t win a championship. He said that Lonzo had a hamstring injury and that the “three white guys” slowed them down.

Here’s what the dun literally said bruh word for word so that I’m not makin’ this foolishness up, “Realistically you can’t win no championship with three white guys because the foot speed is too slow.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! At this point it’s time for ole Lonzo to become a man and pull a LeBron on his dad. Remember when LeBron got into a squab with the Celtic’s in the playoffs a few years ago when he was with Miami and he and KG were about to scrap? His old girl jumped out of the stands ready to help him throw hands? What did he say? “Ma sit yo #$$ down!” And you haven’t seen her since.

Well playas… it’s time for Lonzo to have that talk with his old man!! Thank the dun for everything that he’s done and all of his guidance up to this point but it’s time to “Sit Yo #$$ down pop!!!”

Who does that bruh? A) You never slam someone else’s kid! B) You never use race as a differentiator of  talent because there are some whites that can go. C) You never use race as a divider of people. And D) You never just stand up and disrespect folks for the sake of disrespectinthen ‘! They loss because they didn’t play well and a boy showed up hungrier than they were. PERIOD!! The white guys were good enough all season for them to be the highest scorin’ team in the country! And they were good enough to beat Kentucky in Rupp Arena at the beginnin’ of the season. So stop that nonsense.

This cat has lost his mind and put his kid right at the center of this foolishness. Once again he’s proven that it’s all about him. He’s thrown his kid under the bus AGAIN and now he’s shown the world just how much he respects his wife. Isn’t he married to a white woman?

So how in the world do you make that type of comment and not think about how she would feel about it? Really bruh? It’s all about LaVar!!!

I don’t care what type of talent Lonzo Ball has. Nobody is goin’ to want to deal with the dun in the clown suit every day.

LaVar? You thought that that made sense to say? And why are you worried about winnin’ a national championship anyway? I thought you were only in it for the billion dollar brand anyway? Well…that’s been blown to smithereens now because of the ignorance that just fell out of your mouth. Who’s goin’ to sign your son to even a $45 shoe deal with you sayin’ craziness like that? Especially if he doesn’t pull a Snoop Dogg on you and back up off of you and sit his cup down.

Are you really tryin’ to get paid or are you really just tryin’ to be relevant?

But if it’s about the bread then why are you takin’ shots at folks and puttin’ your son in the middle of this foolishness? Because at some point he’s gotta speak for himself. You know that right? At some point he’s gotta say either he’s ridin’ with your foolishness or not. He can’t keep quiet now. You know that right? You gotta know that every interview he does from this point forward until the draft boyz are goin’ to ask him one question.

“Do you agree with what your old man said about the three white guys?” And he’s gotta tell a boy something.

He’s officially a grown man now LaVar. He’s about to get drafted and no longer needs your financial support. You know that right?

Everybody loves their parents but there comes a time when you realize that everything your parents say and do isn’t right. Or at least doesn’t make sense. Or on some real talk, is DEAD WRONG!!! This is that moment bruh!! I know boyz find it hard to disagree with the dun that has fed and clothed them their entire lives but becomin’ a man forces a boy to draw the line in the sand. I’m interested to know how long it’s gonna take for Lonzo to draw that line playa. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Thick and Thins: noun – old school pimp socks that were thick and thin.

2) Stacy Adams Knobs: noun – some three quarter length dress shoes with a round toe worn back in the early ’80’s.

3) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

4) Squab/scrap: verb – fight


The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!