When the news broke Wednesday mornin’ that former New England Patriots tight end and convicted murderer Aaron Hernandez committed suicide everybody and their baby’s momma accepted it and moved on. Well playboy…not EVERYBODY because I didn’t. It’s easy to tell a boy that a dun that was lookin’ at a life sentence without the possibility of parole would hang himself on the same day that his former team was about to show up at the White House to celebrate their most recent Super Bowl title.
Yeah, that makes it real easy to swallow but it doesn’t make sense. Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The dun was just acquitted of a double murder on Friday with the help of a legal dream team. That same team is in the process of filin’ an appeal for the first conviction that could be possibly overturned accordin’ to legal experts. He’s not bein’ represented by some ambulance chasin’ lawyers bruh!
He’s bein’ represented by Ronald S. Sullivan Jr., the Harvard Law Professor that has exonerated more people (600) than any other lawyer in the HISTORY of the United States!!! So if that dun just got him off on Friday in a case that looked like a slam dunk to the naked eye. Then why would Hernandez kill himself five days later? It doesn’t make sense bruh!
He would at least wait until after the appeal is shot down on his existin’ conviction and he’s got NO CHANCE of gettin’ out before he does something like that. But not right after a boy pulls a rabbit out of his hat while he’s butt naked standin’ in front of a three way mirror. NO WAY!!!
Now what makes sense is that someone killed him because they knew the dun had a slight chance of gettin’ out because his defense team was so good. Or just the fact he was in prison and had beef with another cat. Anything could have happened bruh. But to tell a boy that he committed suicide doesn’t make sense. That’s real talk.
Now I know that it’s easy to just throw a boy away that is a convicted murderer but he’s got family too. We’ve gotta look at both sides of this thing playboy. It’s tragic for all involved. Yeah, he was a freakin’ criminal but he was still a human being that had folks that love him too. As much as you hated him for what he’s done he was still somebody’s father. If he killed himself then it is what it is but what if he didn’t bruh?
What if somebody killed him and made it look like ole boy committed suicide? Then who’s to be held responsible for that? Two wrongs don’t make a right. Now you’ve got another murderer on your hands that will get away with it. Then the cycle continues.
All I know is, it doesn’t make sense for a boy to kill himself when he’s got one of the best legal teams on the planet representin’ him and they just pulled off a miracle 5 days ago with an appeal on the table that could potentially set him free. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!