The Jay Graves Report

Why Grayson Allen is beggin’ for a boy to knock him out! “Hood Truth”

In my Jermaine Dupri Warm It Up Kris voice, "Look at how smooth that is!"

On Saturday night durin’ the Duke/North Carolina rivalry game ole dull Grayson Allen was up to his usual antics again. Ole boy drew a technical foul for elbowin’ Tar Heel freshman Brandon Robinson in the face while the dun was simply playin’ defense. Then he was seen on the sideline while the refs were lookin’ at the replay monitor laughin’!

This has become an ongoing problem with this cat and Coach K has yet to do anything about it. Sure, he was suspended earlier this season in December for one measly game for trippin’ a boy in the Elon game. The suspension was initially said to have been an indefinite suspension but we saw how that worked out right?

Like I said in the Hot Joint entitled “Candy.” All Grayson Allen needs is a field trip to ANY HOOD, USA, pick one, any one, for a quick pick up game and he’ll be rehabilitated in less than 20 minutes. Why? Because the very first time he lifts his leg up, throws an elbow or swings a foot somebody is goin’ to knock all of his teeth out. Then he’ll never trip, kick or swing his leg again or throw another elbow as long as he lives.

I just kept it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Oh yeah he won’t be in the NBA five minutes before somebody knocks him out! Why? Because duns have no problem payin’ fines that can easily afford. Stop me when I stop lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!