The Jay Graves Report

Why Golden State has OFFICIALLY become KD’s team! “Disappearin’ Acts”

"You already know bruh!"

On Christmas Day all of the real live homies showed up in Cleveland to see the rematch of the 2016 NBA Finals! The Golden State Warriors fell off in the joint with the league’s best record of 27-4 and the Cleveland Cavaliers came in with, well, the NBA championship trophy from last season. So you already know that it was about to be Chris Brown up in that piece, “On and Poppin’!” And guess what playa? It lived up to it’s hype with the Cavs walkin’ out of the joint with a 109-108 win that went down to the wire.

The league saved this game for Christmas Day for a reason bruh! And not even ole dull Draymond Green was goin’ to ruin it actin’ a fool gettin’ an early technical foul for tryin’ to show off the ref and cursin’ like Aunt Ester. Then on his way down the floor in response to that same tech he was beggin’ for his second by continuin’ to clown. However, the duns in the production truck must have had the refs on speed dial and told them that they better NOT call the second tech because this joint is on NATIONAL TELEVISION and it’s the Christmas Day highlight. So let that fool act a fool!!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma, Ms. Jackson, saw Steph Curry disappear on the biggest stage again. For all of you cats that forgot that he disappeared in last TWO Finals, he did!! Then in the Christmas Day Showdown in Cleveland he pulled another disappearin’ act scorin’ only 15 points.

Kevin Durant was a beast finishin’ with 36 points and 15 rebounds talkin’ more trash than Conor McGregor wearin’ Muhammad Ali’s gloves drivin’ Tupac’s big body Chevy through the streets of LA wearin’ a Death Row chain. With Steph hidin’ in the locker room somewhere, the Golden State Warriors OFFICIALLY became KD’s team on Sunday afternoon.

"Where you ain't playboy? We haven't seen you all night!"
“Where you ain’t playboy? We haven’t seen you all night!”

I’ve been tellin’ you hard headed cats that Durant was the best player on that team since he got in the ride with them but nobody was listenin’! Now that they’ve finally played a meaningful game you boyz can see it. Steph does what Steph does and KD took control of the wheel.

It’s simple mathematics playa. The cat that can do everything is the best player on the team. Now all Steph needs to do is have a D. Wade moment and admit that it’s KD’s team. Once he does that the burden will be lifted off of his shoulders and they can move on. Until then, it’s gonna be a problem in Golden State. Stop me when I start lyin’!


Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Chris Brown: noun – R&B singer that has the hit record “On and Poppin’!

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Ms. Jacskon: noun – rap song by the super group OutKast

4) Big Body Chevy: noun – 1985-1990 Chevy Impala body style.

The captions under the photos aren’t real but they’re REAL talk!