The Jay Graves Report

Why Game 7 of the World Series was the GREATEST game EVER played! “NUTS!”

CLEVELAND, OH - NOVEMBER 02: Actor Bill Murray reacts on the field after the Chicago Cubs defeated the Cleveland Indians 8-7 in Game Seven of the 2016 World Series at Progressive Field on November 2, 2016 in Cleveland, Ohio. The Cubs win their first World Series in 108 years. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images) ORG XMIT: 678125603 ORIG FILE ID: 620750626

Aristotle pulled up in a drop top Caddy sittin’ on a new pair of shoes and shouted out of the window, “You will never do anything in this world without courage. It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor.” Buddha slid up on the side of a boy in a ’76 Coupe de Ville with a power hole and said, “Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.” Then Confucius shut the buildin’ down in the Range Rover when he spit, “Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.”

Well playas…the GREATEST game EVER played was Game 7 of the 2016 World Series!! Book it! The Chicago Cubs and the Cleveland Indians showed up to play for all of the marbles this past Wednesday night and it should go down as the best game in sports history. The joint went into extra innings, 10 to be exact and was decided by one freakin’ point after a rain delay! The Cubs walked outta the joint with the trophy and the braggin’ rights!

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I know boyz are already tryin’ to name Super Bowls, NCAA National Finals games, Rose Bowls, Sugar Bowls, etc. And sure, you might be able to name several that were more excitin’! Just off of the top of my head I can say that the Rose Bowl National Title game when Vince Young put the Texas Longhorns on his back against Reggie Bush’s Southern California Trojans in 2006 was NUTS!!! And boyz can name several others.

However, there isn’t a game that you can name that had the significance of this World Series and the drama to go along with it. Think about it bruh, whatever game you come up with both teams combined had probably won a championship in less than 176 years. Typically, duns playin’ for a championship are accustomed to playin’ for championships.

The Cubs hadn’t won one in 108 years and the Indians had been waitin’ for one since 1948!! So there was a more on the table than any championship game we’ve EVER seen in our lifetime. And it lived up to the hype!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? It’s not even close!!! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) New pair of shoes: noun – new set of rims and tires for the car.

2) Power Hole: noun – electric sun roof

3) Spit: verb – to say

4) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

5) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.