Hunter S. Thompson, the journalist and author, once said, “There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge.” P.J. O’Rourke, the political satirist, gave it to us like this, “The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.” Then Rita Mae Brown, the writer and activist, broke it down like a playa at a pimp convention when she spit, “I’ve met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat.”
Well playas…she hasn’t met Donald J. Trump yet because that dun has to be the most irresponsible cat alive! Our country is in the middle of some serious CHAOS right now and he’s on Twitter talkin’ crazy. After the President spoke eloquently on the ignorance of some fool killin’ 3 Baton Rouge police officers on Sunday not a week after 5 Dallas police were killed. Oh and not to mention the the police shootings of Alton Sterling and Philando Castile that has this country reelin’, here goes Trump on Twitter:
“President Obama just had a news conference, but he doesn’t have a clue. Our country is a divided crime scene, and it will only get worse!” Then the dun jumped all of the way out of the birthday cake butt naked with the next tweet: “Our country is totally divided and our enemies are watching. We are not looking good, we are not looking smart, we are not looking tough!”
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! He ran his ENTIRE campaign on dividin’ America and he’s got the nerve to say that our country is totally divided now. Donald Trump has given the worst that America has to offer a voice again! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? These cats are climbin’ out of holes all over this country.
This is the same dun that said that he would ban Muslims from enterin’ this country “until he figures things out.” He’s the same cat that said that Mexicans were thieves and rapists. He’s the same cat that just picked up the Governor of Indiana as his VP candidate that passed a religious freedom act last year that would have made it legal for restaurants to discriminate against gays and lesbians. He would have kept it on the table but the NCAA threatened to pull the Tournament out of the state so he pulled it. Bread is more important than bein’ a bigot I guess.
But now he wants to tell Obama that he doesn’t have a clue!! Where is this cat from? We’re facin’ dangerous times in this country right now bruh and we don’t need a hot head in charge. That dun will get us all killed because he’s reckless in his approach to everything. I wrote a crazy Hot Joint when he first started all of this foolishness entitled “Sets and Factions” explainin’ to boyz how the world is nothin’ but a big old ghetto that operates with the same rules and regulations. He thinks that it’s cool to talk crazy and get all of the good ole boyz fired up but what he doesn’t realize how dangerous that is.
I’ve said for years that the best place in the WORLD to be from is the ghetto. Why? Because you learn what the word “Diplomacy” means by the time your 8 years old. You don’t learn what that word really means at all growin’ up in rural or suburban America. Why? Because it’s never been important to exercise it in order to survive. Diplomacy is what Trump is missin’ durin’ times like these bruh! There are a lot of people hurtin’ right now and bein’ reckless only pours salt in their wounds and it creates an atmosphere of further division and that’s not presidential!
He has boyz all over this country excited about his ability to piss folks off by sayin’ whatever is on his mind regardless of how ignorant it sounds when it comes out. Well here’s the problem playboy, durin’ times of crises we need LEADERSHIP that will keep folks together not divide them even further.
Talked about us not lookin’ tough on Twitter. How would bein’ tough stop some deranged lunatics from shootin’ police officers? How would bein’ tough stop racists cops from beatin’ and shootin’ black men to death? I’m listenin’!!
Regardless of your politics you’ve got to realize that President Obama is tryin’ to keep this thing from completely EXPLODING by choosin’ his words carefully because it’s a powder keg just waitin’ to pop. You can’t start talkin’ reckless because there are a ton of ignorant people in this country that can’t wait to act a fool. We’ve already had 2 fools commit suicide by killin’ 8 cops. We’ve already seen Trump’s presidential campaign run on the premise of separatism where folks were gettin’ beaten up, spit on and insulted for bein’ different or simply havin’ a difference of opinion. We’ve seen the Ku Klu Klan support him and it wasn’t until he took some heat that he finally disavowed them.
Division? He’s been the king of division! Don’t act like you haven’t seen it all year. We’ve all seen it. This country has been more divided since the Trump Circus hit the road than in any other time in my lifetime bruh and I’m 49! I don’t remember the Civil Rights Movement because I was only a year old when Dr. King was killed.
Durin’ times like these we need REAL leadership not some fool whoofin’ tryin’ to get the most ignorant of Americans hyped up for a race war. He’s playin’ off of people’s emotions instead of tryin’ to be responsible. Three police officers just lost their lives bruh! This isn’t a campaign opportunity to fire people up. It’s an opportunity to bring us ALL together. That’s what presidents are supposed to do. Stop me when I start lyin!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
