I had to make a quick trip to Atlanta to swing by Lennox Square to raise my shoe game just a little. As I was valeting the whip these old timers started arguing over jealousy. Joseph P. Kennedy, JFK’s old man, said, “More men die of jealousy than of cancer.” Max Frisch, the Swiss playwright, jumped out of the ride and said, “Jealousy is the fear of comparison.” Then Antisthenes, the 400BC Greek philosopher, double parked the Bentley and shouted, “As iron is eaten away by rust, so the envious are consumed by their own passion.”
The big homie Dominique Wilkins disappointed Ya Boy this week when he put on the haters uniform and tried to discount LeBron’s 61 point night. On some real talk, 61 points is 61 points bruh! It doesn’t matter who you’re playing you gotta be able to put the ball in the basket and those duns are in the NBA. And to shoot 80% from behind the arc was ignorant. Who does that? Nobody! So don’t try to act like what ole boy did was nothing because he did it against the 5th best defensive team in the league. Envy is a beast playboy and it can jump up in the collar of the best of ‘em.
This dun tweeted out, “No denying he put on a shooting display. He was hot. Let’s not forget, he was playing the Bobcats. A sub 500 team w a match up nightmare.” What?
That statement alone is the definition of hatin’ bruh! The crazy thing is 99.9999% of cats agreed with him because they don’t have the capacity to think for themselves playboy. That’s where I come in. So let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! For the past 52 years boyz have been celebrating Wilt Chamberlain’s 100 point game but not one of these cats out here screamin’ about the 100 points can tell you who he was playing.
He went to work on the New York Knicks that were 29-51, a sub 500 team! Not only that, the Knicks had nine rookies on the roster and only 3 cats with three years of experience or more. They only had 4 duns on the entire roster that were 6’9” or taller! They had two cats that were 6’9″ and two cats that were 6’10” but they weren’t all of the floor at the same time. Most of the roster was between 6’1” and 6’6”! Wilt was 7’ bruh! Talk about a match up problem! He was out there playing against a bunch of Christmas elves! He should have scored 200 points! Are you kidding me?
What Kobe did against Toronto was far more impressive bruh!
Listen to the clowns names that he put 100 up on: Cleveland Buckner, Dave Budd, Ed Burton, Al Butler and Johnny Green! They sound like a bunch of deacons at the 5th Ave. Pentecostal Living Water New Life Episcopal Peter’s Rock Baptist Church.
Stop hatin’ on that young boy when he shines! Let him shine! Boyz went nuts when Kobe blasted the dull Raptors who were 14-27, a sub 500 team, for 81 in 2006! Why? Because it doesn’t matter who he was playing because he still had to put that joint in the hole. If playing against sub 500 teams was the formula for posting 60 plus point games everybody would be doing it Nique. How many 61 point games did you have?
Then he must have started sippin’ that syrup with Lil’ Wayne and nem because he started talking real crazy saying that he could score 40 against the Bobcats at 54. Stop it! Just stop it bruh! You sound like some ole Pete Rock and C.L. Smooth sittin’ in the balcony at the high school games in the hood reminiscing over you.
He then goes on to tweet, “Bron is a freakish athlete, yes, no doubt. I could say I was too in my prime, but averaging 30 then against the greats like Bird, MJ, King.”
Now when did this become about you bruh? Now we see what this is really about. “For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.” Mathew 12:34. Or in this case, the tweet speaks! If you think ole Matt is lyin’ holler at his homie Luke and he’ll tell you the same thing in his book chapter 6 verse 45.
And what numbers were you lookin’ at? Jordan’s? Talkin’ about averaging 30? You averaged 24ppg for your career.
Now granted he did have a couple of years where he averaged 30 ppg but he wasn’t playing Bird, MJ and Bernard King every night. When you speak on those cats, that only encompasses 3 teams bruh! There were 24 other teams out there at the time.
He wasn’t playing the greats every night. He was playing against scrub teams too like the freakin’ Washington Bullets with duns like Jeff Malone, Mark Alarie with an old Bernard King. When he showed up in New Jersey to play the Nets he was blasting clowns like Chris Morris and dunking on Sam Bowie’s sorry butt or beating the brakes off of the Orlando Magic with Reggie Theus’ gunnin’ “A” and cats like Jerry Reynolds. And guess what pimpin’? I didn’t see any 61 points games against any of them.
The only cat that had 60 plus against a great team was Jordan in the Garden in ’86 when he put up 63 in a loss to Bird in the playoffs! Now that was gangsta!
Let me say this once and for all for all you cats that keep giving boyz a pass. Just because a dun is a Hall Of Famer doesn’t exempt a boy from being a hater! Stop me when I start lyin’!
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!
