Why DeAndre Jordan’s got to be HOT right now over the Blake Griffin trade! “Business Never Personal”

"Really though bruh?" Photo: Jared Wickerham

It’s business, never personal playboy! As long as the money’s right it’s all good in the hood. On Monday night the Los Angeles Clippers traded Blake Griffin to the Detroit Pistons for three players and a first and second round pick. The Clippers shipped Willie Reed and Brice Johnson to the Motor City along with Griffin to make it look good.

Don’t feel sorry for ole Blake bruh. He signed an extension last summer for a five year deal worth $171million. So the house in LA stays and he’s just workin’ out of town for right now. Ain’t no trip.

However, what’s so funny about this trade is that DeAndre Jordan is in LA right now like…what!!? Everybody and their baby’s momma held me hostage three summers ago tryin’ to keep me from bouncin’ to Dallas and now all of these cats are gone. I’m sittin’ here lookin’ at a hooptie on four flat tires. Paul Pierce retired, Chris Paul’s in Houston, JJ Redick’s in Philly and now Blake’s in Detroit. Wheredeydodatat?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The next time a boy wants to dip let him dip because it’s business, never personal. Now this man is stuck on the freakin’ Titanic and it’s goin’ down. Yeah, Dallas sucks but at least it would have been his choice to be on a 16-35 team. And I get that the Clippers are just one spot outside of the playoff hunt in the West but now it’s about to be a train wreck as they start to rebuild and DeAndre Jordan did NOT want to be there for that foolishness.

“C’mon man stay here with us!!! We’ll be alright! We got you!!” Now all of those duns are gone. Why? Because it’s business, never personal. That’s why you’ve got to be your own man and make your own decisions. Don’t ever let a boy talk you into what’s best for you. Chris Paul didn’t let a boy talk him into stayin’ in LA now did he? Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Wherededodatat?: Hood for “Who does that?”

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!