The Jay Graves Report

Why Charles Barkley has become an embarrassment to us all! “Chuck”

“I can’t wait to make my people look stupid! I got my own show bruh!”

Martin Luther King Jr. once said, “Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.” Confucius gave it to us like this, “Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.” Then Mark Twain broke it down like a playa at a pimp convention when he spit, “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.”

Well playas…just ask Charles Barkley if that’s true because he’s got to be the most ignorant and confident man I know of and the more ignorant and confident he becomes the more he’s rewarded by mainstream media. He’s the dun that all of these ole fake media-types run to when they want to slam black folks without bein’ guilty of actually slammin’ black folks. Go find the black guy that wants to be accepted by the mainstream so bad that he’ll say anything to make himself look good and his people look crazy. GO GET CHUCK!!!!!

So on Monday TNT announced that they were goin’ to have Barkley host a new show on race and culture called, “The Race Card.” Perfect!!! Get the clown that will say what most racists folks want to hear and legitimize it by havin’ a black host that most non-black folks thinks is credible. “If Charles Barkley said it then it must be true. Why? Because he’s a Hall of Fame basketball player. Since he could hoop then he’s got to be well informed on race and culture even though every time he opens his mouth he sounds like a fool. But he’s a Hall of Famer dawg!”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! There’s some clown readin’ this joint right now thinkin’, “Jay is on one right now! Chuck always makes sense when he’s on the radio or TV.”  Well pimpin’ let me refresh your memory on some of the foolishness that he’s said just this year! Not over the past 32 years of his ignorant bliss.

A few weeks ago he jumps on the Dan Le Batard Show and proves to America that’s he’s the sell out that most black folks already knew that he was. He blamed Philando Castile for his own death by sayin’ that he shouldn’t have kept his ID in the same place as his gun. In his own words he said, “First of all every thing is happening in fast motion. What I think happened was that the cop said, ‘Can I have your ID!’ And the next thing he said was ‘I have a gun.’ And he reaches and I think the cop just panicked.” This is what this fool said out of his own mouth bruh.

Dan Le Batard then tries to save him by sayin’, “I know but Charles they’re more likely to panic around black people because there is a fear of black people.”Then this dun says, “But Dan it’s fair because some black people are out there are crooks.” 

This is the fool that is goin’ to host a TV show about race in America!!

Durin’ this past football season he was asked his opinion of Cam Newton headin’ into Super Bowl 50. Again he was on ESPN’s Dan LeBatard Show when he actually said out of his OWN mouth that he hates that Cam turned this thing into a black vs. white issue when he brought up the fact that he was an African American quarterback that people are afraid of. He goes on to say that people wouldn’t be talkin’ about the issue of race had he not  brought it up. Insert Spongebob eye blink sound effect right here bruh.  He says that he believes that there are some people who may not like him because he’s black but there is no proof of that.

All the proof you need is the fact that Cam Newton was demonized for dancin’ after scorin’ touchdowns and Aaron Rogers was given a commercial for doin’ the same thing. It’s called a double standard bruh. But let Chuck tell it, Cam Newton is just makin’ excuses for bein’ black.

In the very first article written for ESPN’s “The Undefeated” this duns tells a boy that he grew up in Leeds, Alabama in the 1960’s and ‘70’s and didn’t experience any racism? For all of you simple minded individuals Alabama is in the south! In the 1960’s it was still segregated!! So why on earth would a boy tell you that he didn’t experience racism growin’ up there? Because he was tryin’ to increase his white audience by tellin’ people that most black folks are just makin’ up issues of racism. The town of Leeds was and is still separated by a set of railroad tracks where blacks live on once side  of the tracks and whites lived on the other side. He said out of his own mouth that his grandmother walked him to school with her gun in her purse so that nothing would happen to him. But racism never had an affect on him.

Just in the last 24 hours he asked the question as to why black folks are Democrats because they’re all poor? First of all playboy, all black folks that are Democrats aren’t poor. Like all white folks that are Republicans aren’t rich. He said nothin’ about all of the poor white folks followin’ Trump around that are literally votin’ against their OWN self-interests. This cat acts like if the poor black folks all of a sudden voted Republican that they wouldn’t be poor anymore. To make any of those types of statements is to be reckless.

But this is the same guy that is goin’ to host a show on race in America! I would have felt better about it if they had chosen the Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan to host it. At least I’d understand where he was comin’ from. At least he’d be authentic in his mission. Chuck is slammin’ black folks for his OWN benefit and boyz are lookin’ at me crazy for actually sayin’ what they’re thinkin’. On his first show he may as well have Stacy Dash, Jason Whitlock, Raven Symone and the newly crowned, Wendy Williams on just to get this foolishness over with!  Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.