The Jay Graves Report

Why boyz sound crazy still tryin’ to compare The Beard and Young Russ! “It’s Not Even Close”

Maaaaaan!!! AP PHOTO/ERIC CHRISTIAN SMITH

What’s blowin’ my mind are the amount of fake media-types this mornin’ writin’ joints about how The Beard is gettin’ the best of Young Russ!! Who and their baby’s momma’s momma, Ms. Jackson, thought that Oklahoma City was goin’ to win this series? Really? Houston has the better TEAM!!!!

Dun’s that understand the game of basketball knew that goin’ in!! What boyz are really lookin’ at is who’s goin’ to show out the most! Why? Because there are still some brain farts out here that think that The Beard should win the MVP. So you get cats writin’ about how Harden was more efficient than Russ durin’ their 115-111 win over the Thunder on Wednesday night!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The first thing duns are talkin’ about this mornin’ is the fact that Russ missed the most fourth quarter shots (14) in a postseason game than any player in 20 years. However, the dun finished the night with the only 50 plus point triple double in playoff history. He dropped 51 points, 13 assists and 10 rebounds. He’s literally out there by himself bruh and by the fourth quarter the dun’s exhausted.

Then the same clowns will try to compare The Beard’s output by sayin’ that Harden only took 4 shots in the fourth quarter. Bruh…he didn’t have to take those shots!! The Rockets got 43 points from Eric Gordon and Lou Williams alone!! Harden finished the night with 35 points, 8 assists and 4 rebounds.

My point here is this, stop tryin’ to compare these two cats. It’s not even close. What Young Russ is doin’ to ridiculous and if he were not on that team they would have won 15 ball games this year. James Harden has duns all over the floor and they are supposed to win this series.

The Rockets bein’ up 2-0 isn’t an indictment of Young Russ’s ability to become the league MVP. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ms. Jackson: noun – shit record by the rap group OutKast

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!