Everybody and their baby’s momma, Big Momma and cousin Ed are pullin’ hamstrings to get on the Boston Celtics’ bandwagon today. They’re on a 14 game wins streak after knockin’ off the Golden State Warriors on Thursday night 92-88.
Duns are already annointin’ them the kings of the East and some boyz are even screamin’ that they’ll win the NBA Championship in June. Kyrie’s a genius and Brad Stevens even smarter today.
Well playboys…slow ya roll. It’s November!! Nobody wins a title a month into the season. That ball game meant a lot more to Boston than it did to Golden State.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Teams like Cleveland and Golden State understand that they’ll be playin’ in June bruh. So a game in November is called goin’ through the motions for them. That was Boston’s comin’ out party.
You’ve got to be able to beat these cats four times in a week and a half time period in late May and June. Not gonna happen when the only scorer Boston has is Kyrie.
The Cavs look a mess right now because they don’t have a point guard. Isaiah Thomas hasn’t played a minute this season and D. Rose is hurt as well. LeBron is havin’ to do way more than he needs to right now and the dun knows how to conserve that energy because he knows it’s November.
Come June there isn’t player on the planet that can stop him. So you can go get the Project All-American team and put him around LeBron and he’s gettin’ to the Finals bruh.
Now beatin’ Golden State is the problem because the matchups are a nightmare for Cleveland. But gettin’ out of the East will be a piece of cake because Boston can’t put points on the board and nobody’s even close to matchin’ up with LeBron. Simple mathematics playboy. Stop me when I start lyin’!
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”