The Jay Graves Report

Why boyz better stop sleepin’ on Purdue out here bruh! “Lunch Pail”

"If you want it I got it bruh!"

You boyz better stop sleepin’ on the No.21 Purdue Boilermakers bruh! I’ve been tellin’ you all season that they are the team to beat in the Big Ten. I don’t care what the standings say playa. This is the team to beat. And yes I know that both Maryland and Wisconsin are ahead of them but they have two things that neither of those two have, Caleb Swanigan and heart!!

On Saturday the Boilermakers (16-4, 5-2) beat the dog snot out of Penn State (11-9, 3-4) 77-52 at the crib. Now I know boyz are sittin’ back sayin’, “Well bruh they’re supposed to beat the stew out of Penn State! They’re Penn State!!” That’s my point bruh! When you beat the brakes off of the dun that you’re supposed to blast it’s called takin’ care of business.

You can learn just as much from a team when they play terrible teams as you do when they play great teams. It’s easy to play down to the competition when you know that you can turn it on and turn it off against a dun that can barely tie his shoes.

Purdue walked into the joint with the same intensity as if it were Wisconsin or Maryland. They stepped on the gas and drove that joint full speed until the buzzer went off.

They went on a 15-0 and then a 13-0 to go up 41-23 at the break and then came out of he locker room and went on an 8-0 run for good measure. They weren’t playin’ around bruh and that’s what good and focused team tend to do. Take care of business.

I’m more concerned about No.13 Butler than I am Purdue because Butler keeps startin’ slow and trailin’ dull teams at the break when they shouldn’t be. That’s goin’ to end up bitin’ them in the butt come tourney time.

Caleb Swanigan went to work with his normal lunch pail full of treats finishin’ with 19 points and 12 rebounds. The freshman Carsen Edward dropped off 13 points as both Vince Edwards and Dakota Mathias finished with 10.

Don’t sleep on these boyz playa. Purdue is the real deal in the Big Ten! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Crib: noun – home, the house, flat, wherever a boyz lays his head

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk! 

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