The Jay Graves Report

Why boyz are jumpin’ the gun countin’ the Cavs COMPLETELY out after Game 1!

"One down three to go playa!!"

Everybody and their baby’s momma jumped off of the side of the boat on Thursday night into the abyss of tellin’ boyz that the Finals was over after a Game 1 thrashin’ of Cleveland 113-91. Now on some real talk, the Cavs looked like they’d been jumped into a gang walkin’ off of the floor after that beat down. However, to say that the series is over is NUTS at this point.

Game 2 will go a long way in decidin’ whether the series is over bruh! Game 1 just put the dominos on the table playa! Now granted, Cleveland looked bad and disoriented but I don’t think that they’re done. And yes, I saw how confused they looked on defense allowin’ Golden State to get wide open shots for most of the ball game, especially KD. How ever they didn’t shot the three ball well at all finishin’ with a dismal 36 percent from behind the arc.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Cavs committed 20 turnovers in that ball game bruh and Golden State had only 4! Do you really think that’s goin’ to repeat itself? KD had wide open dunks, 6 of them in the first half. Really bruh? Those opportunities were created by defensive miscues. Meanin’ that dun’s didn’t know who to guard when. That was a product of Ty Lue gettin’ completely out-coached by Mike Brown! Wheredeydodatat? Mike Brown out-coachin’ a boy? Ain’t gone keep happenin’. If Golden State wins this series it’ll be because they’re absolutely better in four ball games not because of 20 turnovers and Mike Brown out-coachin’ a boy.

The Cavs got nothin’ from Tristan Thompson, Kyle Korver and Deron Williams. They only got 3 points from JR and only 21 points out of the bushes. Will that repeat itself? I doubt it. LeBron committed 8 turnovers bruh! Will that repeat itself? Not based on the numbers.

And for all of the duns singin’ Golden State’s praises for the past 48 hours, even in a blow out, they didn’t play well. They only got 24 points out of the bushes and only KD and Steph scored in double figures. They blew the Cavs out because they turned the rock over 20 times. It’s just that simple bruh! You CAN NOT turn the ball over and win games.

I’m very interested to see what happens in Game 2. Both teams looked a hot mess in the openin’ quarter, more the Cavs than Golden State, but they both looked rattled. So now that the nerves have subsided and boyz have had an opportunity to watch film to figure out that you CAN NOT leave KD wide open all night should make for a more interestin’ Game 2.

What were the Cavs thinkin’? There should never have been confusion on what to do with KD since last summer when the dun signed with Golden State. Put a spy on him all night EVERY night.

What blew my mind were the amount of duns hollerin’ that KD was all of a sudden a better basketball player than LeBron after Game 1. Boyz were really screamin’ that foolishness. KD scored 38 points because he was wide open most of the night. That’s coachin’ not KD bein’ better than LeBron.

Now I completely understand boyz hatin’ on LeBron but to say something as crazy as that, kills any change of you havin’ any credibility. KD’s not even the second best player in the league bruh! Kawhi is!! Stop actin’ like you haven’t been watchin’ the NBA all season bruh. It’s not even close!! Kawhi does it all. It’s crazy how boyz forget all about Kawhi once he got hurt in the Western Conference finals.

So sit back and watch Game 2 and let’s take this thing one game at a time. Now if the Cavs get run out of the gym tonight it might be a problem. However, we’ve seen this movie before. LeBron has lost six of his previous Game 1’s and have rebounded to win 3 of the previous five. He was down 3-1 last year in the Finals. You can’t count duns like that out especially not after just Game 1. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!