The Jay Graves Report

Why both Vegas and Floyd should be ashamed of themselves for this foolishness! “Unacceptable”

With all of the hype and all of the talkin’ of a million dollars worth of trash. Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor jumped out of the birthday butt naked foamin’ at the mouth to do absolutely nothin’ bruh. When they finally decided to box 10 rounds into this foolishness the ole dull referee called the fight. Floyd walks away with the TKO but McGregor was just startin’ to look shook.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Yes, Floyd was about to finish that dun off but he wasn’t finished drinkin’ the breast milk when the ref stopped the fight. Yes, I know McGregor was tired and yes he was shook about 8 rounds in but he wasn’t a TKO yet.

That’s why I’m fired up this mornin’. Not that they eventually called the fight but because they prematurely called the fight. As much as that clown has been talkin’ for the past, seems like year. Hood rules were in play for him bruh! “Let that dun get tapped up good before you step in to stop it! Let that dun learn a valuable lesson. Never disrespect a boy’s hustle just because you think you can.”

The fact that they didn’t allow ole boy to get the brakes beatin’ off of him was highway robbery! They treated McGregor like he’d come off in the hood and was respectable to a boy. He violated every rule in the “Hood Code of Conduct” even challengin’ Floyd.

Then only to allow a boy only to get two or three good punches off only to stop it was a complete farce. Floyd needs his butt whooped too for allowin’ a dun that has NEVER boxed before in his life to go 10 rounds with him. That’s a boy showin’ up in the Super Bowl and takin’ the darn Patriots to overtime and he’s never picked up a football in his life.

Everybody’s hollerin’ about how magnificent Floyd was because he was so patient but he was boxin’ a dun that had NEVER boxed before! Really bruh? That fight should have been over in 3 rounds and even if he was goin’ to let that dun hang around for 10 he should have been beatin’ the brakes off of him the entire fight. Not winnin’ by one and two points per round. That’s ridiculous.

There were several rounds that Floyd wasn’t even boxin’. Yeah, I get that he was just tryin’ to tire ole boy out but with all of the noise the Irishman was talkin’ there shouldn’t have been any mercy on him. Beat his butt and go to the crib. Period. The fact that Floyd didn’t do that was a unacceptable and Vegas needs their butts whooped for lettin’ the ref stop it like that. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: noun – the person I’m talkin’ about.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!