The Jay Graves Report

Why both McCaffrey and Fournette NEED to be selfish right now! “Me and Mine”

"It's about me and mine now playboy!"

I ran up on some real live playas in the barber shop arguin’ about boyz bein’ selfish. Jose Marti, the Cuban journalist and poet, shouted, “A selfish man is a thief.” Gisele Bundchen, the super model, broke it down like this, “People think if you look after yourself you’re being selfish, you know.” Then Douglas Leone, the venture capitalist, shut the buildin’ down when he spit, “Be incredibly, ruthlessly selfish with your equity.”

Well playas…both Christian McCaffrey and Leonard Fournette have decided to be incredibly, ruthlessly selfish with their equity and not to play in their upcomin’ bowl games. On Friday LSU’s Fournette told a boy that he wouldn’t be playin’ in the Buffalo Wild Wings Citrus Bowl on Dec. 31 against Louisville. Then on Monday Stanford’s McCaffrey announced that he wouldn’t be playin’ in the Hyundai Sun Bowl to prepare for the NFL draft.

Immediately, duns all over social media and some of these ole fake media-types went nuts blastin’ these kids for, in their minds, quittin’ on their teams.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Both of these cats have a right to tell the NCAA and everybody affiliated with it to go head on. They both are potential early first round draft picks that stand to make a truck load of bread if they’re healthy goin’ into the draft.

Both of them have dealt with injuries this season so it makes all of the sense in the world to skip a game that means absolutely nothin’ to their legacy’s. These same fake media-types and dull fans wanna act like they didn’t see Notre Dame’s Jaylon Smith tear his knee up last year in the dull Fiesta Bowl gettin’ the brakes beaten off of them by Ohio State!!

That game meant nothin’ to him in terms of improvin’ his draft stock and it did nothin’ but hurt it. He spent the entire pre-draft period tryin’ to rehab a knee that shouldn’t have been torn up in the first place had he not played in the stupid bowl game in the first place. He suffered nerve damaged and everything bruh. Luckily, the Cowboys drafted him in the second round but he lost ridiculous bread because before the injury he was a sure fire first round pick.

Boyz sat in the cut and watched that foolishness take place and they weren’t about to gamble with their futures. I saw some fools on a national television show takin’ about how McCaffrey and Fournette are lettin’ their teammates down by not playin’. Are you kidding me? Lettin’ their teammates down?

Let me put it where the goats can get it bruh. Everbody in that locker at some point had dreams of goin’ to the NFL. The reality is that most of them won’t get that opportunity because they simply aren’t good enough. Everybody in those locker rooms understands what’s at stake for both McCaffrey and Fournette and if they had the same opportunity in front of them they’d probably do the same. So stop with the “lettin’ the teammates” down foolishness!

And PLEASE stop soundin’ like a fool on national television! Will somebody PLEASE explain to me how McCaffrey and Fournette not playin’ in the bowl game to prepare for the draft is any diifferent than these dull coaches taking new jobs and not coachin’ their teams in the bowl game?  Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.