The Jay Graves Report

Why ALL kind of boyz got fired after the HOF Game was cancelled! “Monroe”

“Hold on a second dawg! We almost got it!”

Jay-Z once said, “The burden of poverty isn’t just that you don’t always have the things you need, it’s the feeling of being embarrassed every day of your life, and you’d do anything to lift that burden.” Phil McGraw gave it to us like this, “I’m embarrassed every time I look a teacher in the eye, because we ask them to do so much for so little.” Then Richard Branson put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again.”

Well playas…the NFL and the Pro Football Hall of Fame SHOULD be embarrassed by the foolishness they pulled on Sunday night! These duns had to cancel the Hall of Fame Game between the Colts and the Packers because the field was jacked up. Apparently, when they uncovered the field after the induction ceremony the night before and were doin’ the final prep for the game. Boyz saw that the end zone and midfield paint was “congealing and rubberized.” In other words the joint was a mess and boyz could get hurt tryin’ to play on it.

The president of the Pro Football Hall of Fame, David Baker, had told a boy, “We think we could make it playable, that it might be playable now but if there is any concern, anything in the minds of players we want to err on the side of player safety. This is the Pro Football Hall of Fame. You’ve heard me many, many times talk about our values of commitment, integrity, courage, respect, and excellence. If we don’t have that integrity to respect our players and respect their safety, then we shouldn’t be doing this job. It was a difficult decision to make. … But in some respects, it was an easy, ethical decision.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Yeah bruh, that all sounds good but you and I both know that somebody was gettin’ Big Momma cursed out and gettin’ drug out of that joint butt naked. I heard a boy say that apparently they used the wrong paint! WHAT?!!! The wrong paint?

Supervisor: “Hey Monroe? What paint did you use on the field bruh!” Monroe: “Paint?” Supervisor: Yeah fool…paint?” Monroe: “I just used the rest of the paint that we used to paint little Ms. Johnson’s bed room at the nursing home. The Latex joint!” Supervisor: WHAT!!!?” 

You got 1 job bruh! That’s like booking Beyonce’ on her World Tour to come to the local spot in your hometown. You’ve got an entire year to plan for her arrival. B is about to walk on stage and you forgot the mics at home. Naw bruh, you’ve got “Off the Wall” 1979 Michael Jackson comin’ in to Salt Lake City, Utah and he’s about to hit the stage and he says, “Who’s got my activator?” And you forgot to pick it up knowin’ he can’t just run out and get some activator in Utah bruh. So Mike can’t go on stage! FIRED!!!!

Think about it bruh! They were already on TV and ready to go when boyz were still out on the field tryin’ to fix this foolishness!! You’ve got cats out there tryin’ to come up with all kinds of ignorant solutions at 6:30pm and the game is supposed to start at 8. You’ve got duns puttin’ rubber pellets down. Boyz are out there just makin’ up ghetto inventions tryin’ to fix it etc. Meanwhile, some old timer is sittin’ on the sideline tellin’ boyz “That ain’t gone work bruh!” Shut up ole man! “That ain’t gone work! You makin’ it worse!” Everybody and their baby’s momma behind the scenes were hot but the duns in front of the cameras were as cool as a fan. Why? Because they were still gettin’ paid! Boyz like Jon Gruden wasn’t trippin’ because he showed up for work like a boy at General Motors when his machine wasn’t workin’. He sat there and got paid anyway because fixin’ his machine ain’t part of his job description.  However, the NFL lost big time playa. They sold advertisin’ space for that game and there was no game pimpin’. Sure, they tried to waste time by havin’ boyz talk about the game but you already know that boyz dipped over to the Olympics, Power or whatever else they’re into. But they weren’t gonna sit there and watch a boy analyze a game that didn’t happen. Wheredeydodatat?

Oh, and did I mention that the Hall of Fame had to refund more than $4 million in tickets sales just from the game alone? You better believe that Monroe, his spuervisor, the dun that sold them the paint, the fool that drove it over there and the cat that made the freakin’ truck he delivered it in all got fired last night bruh. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
4) Wheredeydodatat: Hood for, “Who does that?”

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