The Jay Graves Report

Who said the Cavs vs. Golden State joint wasn’t a rivalry? “What!!!!?”

In my Marvin Gaye voice, "Let's get it on!"

Earlier this season boyz asked LeBron was the Cleveland/Golden State joint a rivalry and he tried to down play it and say that it wasn’t. But everybody and their baby’s momma knows that it is playboy. The Cavs swept the Pacers on Sunday so the Warriors made sure to beat the brakes off of Portland on Monday to sweep them too.

Not only did they beat these duns but they pulled out the big guns and sat boyz on the roof of the Carter to make sure boyz didn’t get outta there alive.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! They emptied the chamber on the Trail Blazers bruh! All five starters finished with double figures as they sent Portland to the crib with a 128-103 “L” for the summer. Steph led all scorers with 37 points. Draymond held the passenger seat down with 21 as Klay came out of the back seat with 18. Pachulia gave them a solid 11 as KD jumped back in the ride for 21 minutes to give them 10 points.

Talk about sendin’ a message! Golden State jumped out of the ride and went to work on these duns!! At the 4:16 mark of the first quarter they were up 35-11 finishin’ the quarter with a 45-22 lead!! NUTS!!! They scored 72 point by the half!!!

Say it with me playas, it’s a rivalry and everybody and their Uncle Junior wants to see it. I hope everybody is healthy includin’ Steve Kerr!! I don’t want any excuses in June bruh. I want the full plate of foolishness. All weapons on deck for the first time in NBA history to get a back to back to back Finals!! Not a rivalry my butt!! And that’s the edited version.

I wanna see KD poppin’ on all cylinders, the Cavs bangin’ boyz lights out when they show up to the Finals. Now I’m still not convinced  that it’s a walk in the park for Golden State because they’ve got no bench. San Antonio can still be a problem for them especially if boyz are playin’ as well as they’ve been playin’.

Keep in mind that Golden State doesn’t have Harrison Barns, Bogut or Barbosa this year. That’s fire power that kept the water out of the boat when boyz needed a breather. They don’t have that this year which should make it very interestin’ down the stretch. In my Huggy Lowdown voice, “Waaait for it!” Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”