The Jay Graves Report

Westbrook goes straight GANGSTA on Golden State in OKC! “Energy was NUTS!”

Young Russ snapped on Golden State in OKC on Friday night winnin' 108-91. Photo: Nate Billings, The Oklahoman

Everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma, Ms. Jackson, was dailed in to see the second return of KD to OKC on Friday night. The last time the dun showed up the fans met him with the stupid cup cake theme which was corny as heck and that’s the edited version. This time boyz were talkin’ about how calm, cool and collected ole boy was for this one.

However, nobody checked the temperature of Young Russ!! That dun was, in my Fat Joe voice, “All the Way Up!” as usual. He’s my today’s version of KG. He plays every game every night like it’s the Finals Game 7. That’s why KG was my favorite player of all-time. Simply because of his work ethic every night.

Well Young Russ pulled up in a Big Body Chevy and went to work on the defendin’ NBA champs finishin’ with 34 points, 10 rebounds and 9 assists to lead the Thunder to a brakes beatin’ off 108-91 win. Westbrook set the tone early and often by simply havin’ his way both offensively and defensively. And talkin’ $100 worth of trash lookin’ for his change too.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! What blows my mind is that KD is always tryin’ to talk trash now that’s he’s won a championship and he jumped in the ride with a bunch of cats that were already winnin’! Remember when the dun was pointin’ at his ring finger and got ejected earlier this season when the ref thought he was givin’ a boy the middle joint? How do you do that when you climbed into the whip with some duns that were already winnin’?

So lets fast forward to Friday night when he and Young Russ went head to head arguin’. You already know that the first thing that popped out of his mouth was that he’s got a ring and if my ghetto senses are still workin’, which they are because you never lose them. Russ probably hit him back with, “Well playboy that ring ain’t gone help you tonight because I’m diggin’ all in that thang right now. Holler at me about that ring some other time because I’m deaf this evenin’.” 

Melo came out of the ride with 22 points as PG13 jumped out of the back seat with 20 to keep boyz honest. Steven Adams jumped out of the trunk on a boy with 14 to make sure nobody runs for help. They didn’t even need reinforcements from the bushes only gettin’ 12 points from there.

Yeah playboy! It doesn’t take much to get Westbrook fired up. Just turn on the lights and open the gym but if you tell him that KD and his homeboyz are comin’ to town it just might be a problem. That was some great entertainment for a Friday night. They should all be that fun and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: noun the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!