The Jay Graves Report

Watchin’ too many Jordan highlights has boyz up all messed up! “Selective Memory”

"I got these boyz all messed up watchin' highlights! Leave them along bruh! It's cool!"

Eddie Van Halen once said, “I have selective hearing.” Ole Soyinka, the Nigerian playwright and poet, broke it down like this, “Power is domination, control, and therefore a very selective form of truth which is a lie.” Then Bill Watterson, the famous cartoonist, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.”

Well playas…that’s how ninety percent of the Jordan fans out here are actin’ at this point. Boyz are selective about the reality they will accept. After watchin’ Game 2 of the NBA Finals myself and several other sports journalists across the country openingly admit that this Golden State Warriors team may be the best team ever assembled!! Why? Because they are simply “UNGUARDABLE” as I wrote in the crazy Hot Joint after watchin’ that foolishness!

Jordan fans came out of the woodwork to defend his “Airness” at every level. “Jordan’s 72-10 Bulls were better! No way can any team that doesn’t have Mike on it be the best ever!” Duns will lose their minds over some MJ bruh.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Golden State shoots the ball better then any team we’ve ever seen and they move the ball better than any team we’ve EVER seen and they play hella defense too!!

The joint is loaded with superstars that don’t care who takes the shot at any time durin’ the game! We’ve never seen that before. Most superstars are ball dominant and it’s a problem if they don’t have the rock or get their shots.

I don’t care how good Jordan’s Bulls were they weren’t doin’ what these cats are doin’ right now. Golden State is 14-0 in the playoffs bruh and they’re literally on the cusp of winnin’ a title without losin’ a freakin’ game since March!!

I heard so many duns after Game 2 talkin’ about how Jordan never let a boy score 30 plus points on him etc. Referrin’ to KD goin’ to work on LeBron. First of all playa, Jordan NEVER guarded the other team’s best player. He didn’t guard Magic, Bird, Clyde the Glide, duns like Dominique etc. Scottie always took the hardest defensive assignment because Mike needed to conserve energy so that he could score on the other end of the floor. Stop it! That was the design of their team.

Sure, the dun picked up a boy from time to time but it wasn’t his primary assignment all night because they needed him on the other end.

Not only is LeBron doin’ it all offensively, he’s guardin’ the best player on the other end too. Did you see that dun come out of the game the other night pantin’ like a race horse? It’s impossible to keep up with the pace on both ends!

Golden State is a nightmare!! They’re defyin’ all logic right now playa. Since the time that you either started playin’ or watchin’ sports the one thing that everybody and their baby’s momma have told you was that whoever wins the turnover battle wins the game.

Well playas, throw that out of the window with the baby and the bath water. Golden State committed 20 turnovers in Game 2 and won the joint by darn near 20 points. They shot the freakin’ ball at 52 percent from the field and 42 percent from behind the arc!! Wheredeydodatat?

Duns were pullin’ up two steps over half court draining’ threes, they had a team total of 34 assists and you’re tellin’ me that Jordan never let a boy score 30 on him? Did you ever see Jordan play against a team this good with shooters all over the floor? Did you ever see Jordan defend the best player on the floor at any time? Stop with this foolishness! By the time you saw Jordan in the Finals he was ALWAYS on the best team. Stop it!!

You could literally take the best players from the rest of the league, line them up against Golden State and it may not be a series the way they’re shootin’ the rock. It’s NUTS!!!

Stop watchin’ so many Jordan highlights bruh because it’s got you all messed up. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!