Warriors smell blood in the water and attack as Kawhi goes down! “Rosco Nem”

"There it is playboy!" Photo: Jeff Chiu Associated Press

Gregg Poppovich and Co. rolled into Oakland on Sunday afternoon bumpin’ some old school Too Short, jumped out of the whip and started beatin’ the brakes off of Golden State. Not only were they doin’ work of these boyz but they were doin’ it in front of Big Momma, Aunt Helen and Rosco nem. The Spurs were up by as many as 25 points then Kawhi re-aggrevated his ankle and the wheels came off for San Antonio. Not only did they lose every bit of momentum they had but they loss the freakin’ ball game 113-111.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! San Antonio was in complete control until Kawhi backed into a boy on his own bench while the Spurs were up 20 points. When he got up and continued to play I said to myself why is this dun still out there? You’ve got to watch him now because he’s snake bitten. Not even a few minutes later the dun came down on a boy’z foot because the defender got too far into him as he attempted a 3-ball.

When the dun went down the second time it was a wrap. Golden State smelled the blood in the water and went on an 18-0 run and didn’t look back. Steph jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth to finish with 40 points and KD lit the joint up for 34. It was NUTS!!!

The crazy thing about this game was that Kawhi made all of the difference in the world. Golden State got crazy production from two players! Like I’ve been tellin’ you boyz all season, Golden State’s got no bench but they didn’t need it in this game because Kawhi went down. The Warriors got 13 measly points out of the bushes and they scored a total of 113 points as a team. Think about that bruh! They got 74 points outta two cats.

Now I don’t know how you’re watchin’ these playoffs but I’m already thinkin’ about match ups in every round. If Kawhi can’t go for the rest of this series then Golden State, even with ole dull Mike Brown, may advance. However, if Cleveland is sittin’ on the other side they’ll need more than 13 points outta the bushes to win in the Finals.

I initially picked the Spurs in this series because Steve Kerr wasn’t goin’ to be on the sideline. However, if Kawhi can’t go, the Spurs, even with Pop walkin’ the sideline,  may be put in a trick bag. Why? Because he’s the difference maker.

The Spurs were a plus 23 with Leonard on the floor and a negative 25 without him. That’s a bad way bruh and all we can do is sit in the cut and watch the rest of this foolishness play out. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Whip: noun – luxury vehicle

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Trick Bag: adjective – a bad situation

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk! 

 

 

 

1 Comment

  1. Jay, I gotta hear your thoughts on that Zaza play! I totally believe it was dirty. Reminded me of Jalen Rose. Maybe if you get a minute you can touch on it. I agree that after the tweak maybe he shouldn’t have been there, but I would love to hear you perspective. And btw I got no dog in this fight, I’m a LeBron fan.

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